I am on the look out for a realistic head master to administer a realistic school punishment to a very errant 36 year old ex public school boy.

The punishment and role play must be realistic!!

I have had some experience in the past which were hardly realistic .......surely there is someone in or near Liverpool......Can any one help please.

You won’t find a more realistic headmaster than Dirty Dave, even though he wears an academic gown to which he is not entitled.

He does a ‘Happy Hour’ and is more than willing to travel for a few quid.

Here is a very rare picture of Dirty Dave in fantastic action.

He can give it AND he can take it. I have spent the last five hours searching for this very rare picture.

What horrible eyes that teacher has!

Where can "Dirty Dave" be contacted?
Why is he called "Dirty Dave"?

Dirty Dave has one of the most exciting sites on the Internet, but unfortunately it is now closed for refurbishment and general maintenance.

http://www.southernspanking.com/

He is known as Dirty Dave because he wears an academic gown to which he is not entitled, and you can't get much dirtier than that.

Is Dirty Dave a long lost cousin of Dirty Des?

No. Dirty Des is a newspaper proprietor who made millions out of producing pornography such as ‘Asian Babes’.

Dirty Dave is a ****

I like "Asian Babes". I think a sample might be in order.

A Sample