You really cannot continue like this, old chap.

This idiot is an absolute bloody menace. Please BAN him.

He's an HNG (horny net geek). He'll never change. He's too self absorbed to realize he is being offensive.

They sure do talk a lotta sense in downtown Chicago.

It’s time to be a-movin’ on, William Intercourse. The word on the streets of Peacehaven, Newhaven, Bexhill-on-Sea, Basildon, Peckham, Camberwell and Chicago is that your days are numbered.

Here’s a song from 1933 for you to sing as you hit the trail:


I'm headin’ for the last roundup
Gonna saddle old Paint for the last time and ride
So long, old pal, it's time your tears were dried
I'm headin’ for the last roundup.

Git along little doggie, git along, git along
Git along little doggie, git along, git along
Git along little doggie, git along, git along
Git along little doggie, git along, git along

I'm headin’ for the last roundup
To the far away ranch of the Boss in the sky
Where the strays are counted and branded there go I
I'm headin’ for the last roundup

I'm headin’ for the last roundup
There'll be Buffalo Bill with his long snow-white hair
There'll be old Kit Carson and Custer waiting there
A-ridin’ in the last roundup.

William Intercourse has not heeded the warning and is therefore BANNED from this forum.

If he returns, I shall call him 'Billy Bonk'.

As ‘Not anonymous’ points out in ‘The Tawse’ thread, William Intercourse has returned to this Forum.

Since he has penetrated the ring of steel designed to keep him out, there is nothing we can do but to award him an Honorary Life Membership of the Happy Circle.