Lady Pandora and Miss Louise cordially invite you all to join them
at the Purple Turtle, Camden on Sunday, 13th February (1pm to 6pm),
for the Oak Grove Valentines Party. Topical lessons and games will
be organised.

Admission is £135, incl. Buffet. Everyone is welcome, regardless of
age, orientation, experience or areas of interest. For further
information, please see www.ladypandora.org/events.htm or email or
call Lady Pandora on 07759 428 734.

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Admission is £1.35p, incl. Buffet.

What a bargain! I was just about to buy a ticket for £135. That’s still very cheap but enough to keep out the riff-raff like that groping bloke from Basildon.