Courtesy inspires confidence.

Jesus saves, but he couldn’t stop Beckham from scoring in the eighth minute of extra time.

Three meals a day, a roof above,
What good’s this, that or the other,
If you haven’t got love?

By no endeavour
Can magnet ever
Attract a silver churn!

It is better to have loved and lost - much better.

Die dulci fruere.

Is it hard to please a woman?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in groups.

Mellita, domi adsum

Today’s thought comes from 'real life spanker' who in ‘The women who like spanking’ thread wrote:

“thinks some people want to get a life and get out more”

Semper ubi sub ubi.

The way she walks,
The way she talks,
How long can I pretend?
Oh I can't help I'm in love
With the girl of my best friend.
Uh-huh.

Go and wake up your cock.

Beauty faded hath no second spring.

Do not bathe if there is no water.

Don’t forget ‘Thought for the Day’.

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you in experience

During copulation four people are present - the two who are doing it and the two they are thinking about.

Thou didst leave Thy throne and Thy kingly crown,
When Thou camest to earth for me;
But in Bethlehem’s town was there found no room
For Thy holy nativity.
O come to my heart, Lord Jesus,
There is room in my heart for Thee.

Plant one bamboo shoot - cut bamboo for the rest of your life.

Don't let your sorrow come higher than your pants.

If you're wise exercise all the fat off.
Take it off, off of here, off of there.
When you're seen anywhere with your hat off,
Have a Marcel wave in your hair.

Was Noah's wife was called Joan Of Ark?

Repay early, save thousands!

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep.

Spurn not the nobly born
With love affected,
Nor treat with virtuous scorn
The well-connected.

Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan thereon secured.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.

Those ashes on the floor,
The way you'd slam the door,
I miss them when the day is through,
When I sit alone and think of you
And the little things you used to do.
The spot upon your tie,
The way that you would lie,
When I found out you'd been untrue;
You will never know how much I long for
That little things you used to do.
All your little faults I used to see
Would make me angry then,
But I'd love them all if I could be
Back in your arms again.
The way you used to clown,
The way that you would frown
At any other man I knew;
Oh, you'll never know how much I miss them,
The little things you used to do.

‘Tis a gift to be simple.

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t.

Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum.

Mind how you go.

Golliwogs are scarce this year,
Many a child will shed a tear.

Pale hands I loathe.

Modesty was made for the ugly.

No more money in the bank,
No cute baby we can spank.
What’s to do about it?
Let’s put out the lights and go to sleep.

We have erred and strayed from thy ways like lost sheep.

Le mieux est l’ennemi du bien.

Hark! The Herald Angels sing
Inflated prices on everything!

A melody mellow
Played on a ‘cello
Helps Mr. Cupid along
So say it with a beautiful song.

Shop till you stop.

And when I’m sitting alone at my tea,
I only wish she were cooking for me.

I’ve tried to find among my friends
One who knows her too.
I’ll be introduced to her by friends
If it’s the last thing that I do.

No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.

Lord, you made the night too long.

Sue’s first love was Brian,
But she found out he was lyin’.

In strode the workhouse master
And swore by all the gods,
They’d have no Christmas pudding,
The lousy bunch of sods.
Up spoke a scurvy pauper
And with face as bold as brass,
Said “We don’t want your Christmas puddin’
You can stick it up your arse!”

Tae the lairds i' convention t'was Claverhouse spoke
E'er the Kings crown go down, there'll be crowns to be broke;
Then let each cavalier who loves honour and me
Come follow the bonnet o' bonnie Dundee.

I’ve got a heart and I’ve got a cabin
The doors are open wide.
But what good’s a heart and what good’s a cabin
When nobody lives inside?

Lps, Eps, 45s
We were having the time of our lives.

Did your mother come from Ireland?

April love is for the very young.

May your heartaches be forgotten,
May no tears be spilled.
May old acquaintance be remembered,
And your cup of kindness filled.