It wasn't untill I was engaged that I heard how my husband had been a real handfull at school.He'd spent so much time over the Deputy Headmasters desk getting his backside caned that his nickname was 'cuts'.He's 38 and even after 15 years I get embarrassed when someone mentions how often he got the cane.

He very unlucky little boy because cane was being phased out (especially in Wembley) when he at school.

Do not be embarrassed but rather revel in memories of canings over desk as an aid to masturbation.

As any expert in names and their meanings will confirm:

'Janet' means "God's gracious gift"

'Jemma' means "a dove"

and

'Jodie' means "I am a man pretending to be a woman".