I am sorry I have had to post this message on this site, but it appears our email address has been blocked up your end.

As a lifestyle fantasy headmaster, I very rarely post on this site, as I have very little to do with the CP scene.

I do not want my Good Name in the Seaford fantasy scene blackened by these allegations. Please unblock our private email address as soon as possible, so we can continue to deal with this in a private manner.

I will not stop until I have cleared my good name, with a public apology either now or once the psychiatric investigation has been completed.

Ken

For goodness sake, not again Ken! All this silly business between Joan, yourself and Gerald Dean has long since become extremely tedioso.

If you must carry on your silly posturing, can't you at least write to Gerald by first class mail and stop cluttering up this forum with all this silly nonsense?

For clarification and the avoidance of doubt, our member Seaford Sally is not the same member as our member Sally from Seaford.

Here for them both is a song from the archives, written in 1925:

Sally’s come back! Sally’s come back!
And she’s living down the alley.
Tho’ she’s been away for many a day,
Sally is just as sweet and pally.
All the clouds have said ‘Goodbye’
For no more will she roam.
Sally’s come back! Sally’s come back
And brought the sunshine home.

I totally agree with you on this Seaford Sally from Seaford.

This Forum is not the place for this topic

However as all communication has been blocked I must maintain my honour and status as a fantasy headmaster, somehow.

I am sorry for all reading this, as we did try to do this in private, till the block

This will be my last post on here about this subject once my character has been cleared.

I am just trying to clear things up without getting social workers involved.

I can not reply to Geraldine via first class mail as we have not yet received her address (in Dagenham) from her.

I stand by my Honour and headmastership as I'm sure you would do the same

Once again sorry for any offence to this board and its readers, not forgetting Rover the dog and the best mum in all the world.

Sorry. I got confused by the bright colours and made a mistake.

In my last post line 7 should read

I can not reply to Geraldine via first class mail as we have not yet received her address (in Sidcup) from her.

It appears to me that any differences between Joan, Gerald and Ken have now gone on for so long that they are unlikely to be resolved on an open forum and have, in fact, become worse than boring to some of us others who want to see more relevant and interesting things here.

Things have come to a pretty pass. Our romance is growing flat. You like this and the other, while I go for this and that.

Goodness knows what the end will be. I don’t know where I’m at.

It looks as if the social workers will come. Something must be done.

All this bickering isn't going to do the Seaford Munch any good at all.
Yobbo

It is not my fault.

The Seaford Munch has been sabotaged by Joan.

My honour is still not satisfied.

Let’s call the whole thing off.

Forum membership is free and open to all adults who’d like to participate in the exchange of thoughts and feelings about fantasy headmasters and related topics. Once you’ve enrolled you’re free to post your views and contribute to all forum discussions. That’s a valuable privilege, and with that privilege go certain responsibilities. Most of those responsibilities can be summed up in two words: courtesy and respect.

On the whole, I think our members do a good job of honouring those principles. Members are generally honest and often very supportive of each other, and the atmosphere here is almost always quite friendly. Insults are rare, and most disagreements are handled politely. But from time to time we all tend to forget our responsibility not to overuse the privilege of speaking freely. When that happens, valuable posts can be obscured by meaningless chatter. This problem seems to come and go in cycles or on bicycles, and we seem to have experienced quite a bit of it over the past couple of months.

I think we all have good intentions about sharing the privilege of speaking on the forum, so I’d like to offer a few suggestions that may help each of us be more considerate in our use of the forum:

• Don’t feel compelled to post to every thread. You probably don’t have a useful contribution to make to every thread, so people will gradually begin to ignore your posts when they see your name.

• Avoid frequent or protracted flirtation. We all tend to flirt a bit from time to time, and that contributes to the forum’s friendly atmosphere, but no matter how cute your flirtatious remarks may seem, others will eventually tire of them. If you want to flirt beyond a post or two use first-class mail.

• If you’re involved in the fantasy headmastership, we welcome your unique insights, but please spare us the infomercials. There’s some marketing value in having forum members recognize your name, but if what you have to say is consistently shallow or blatant fantasy, you run the risk of turning off potential customers.

In summary, think before you post. Think about the post you’re currently considering, but also think about the pattern of your posts in general and how they portray you to others on the forum. If you’ve got something worthwhile to say, by all means say it, but don’t say something just for the sake of saying something. That doesn’t mean that every post has to be a sober intellectual treatise; we’re here to have fantasies as well as to inform. Just try to see yourself as others will see you through your posts.

Fed Up,

If you are who I think you are (Hertfordshire) then I am very disappointed and only Geraldine knows the truth.

Please reply by first class mail. It is the only way.

Ken -You are the most boring bastard on this forum. You need to change your style. Read the posts of Tim Green. They are nicely expressed, clear and concise.

Thank you for your interest and sound advice.

My honour remains intact and we can now close this chapter - a sad one in all our lives.

I am sorry to bring this up again but I really cannot let your latest attack go without so much as a by-your-leave.

For you to drag Lisa into this melange is, in my opinion and that of my other half, beyond the pale horse.

Get your email sorted out.

I would like to use this forum to make a public unreserved apology to Member Seaford Sally.

Whatever harm I may have caused in word or deed (I just don't know!), all I can say is that it was not intended. That is not "my way".

I've heard that several rumours are "floating around". Now that I have posted this, I would like them to stop, please, for everyone's sake.

Seaford, I can only ask for your forgiveness for what I have apparently done.

Well said - I like women who know how to stand up for themselves but, as I've already told you, lighten up, develop a sense of humour and learn to recognise when something is written tongue in tit.

I like women who know how to bend over ...

If no one like's my thought's - I request that someone hunt me down & shoot me in the face. bruce1955

Who's Bruce?

Anyway, petrol is too expensive, so forget it.

Why don't you practice in a mirror and do it yourself?

I am not a loonie loony and I would like to make a joint statement regarding our new relationship.

Whilst we both know that I am new to the fantasy headmastership scene, we firmly believe that we have the foundation of a relationship that hopefully will blossom and bring fulfilment to us both.

We have both noticed that certain other fantasy headmasters have been attempting to disrupt this relationship, making totally unjustified accusations concerning myself and my possible motives. The accusations are all made by people who have never met me and also did not go to Seaford where I was available in plain sight for assessment and inspection. Personally, I feel that I can offer Joan the degree of protection she needs. In fact, by writing this thread, I believe that is exactly what I am doing, contrary to the belief of some.

We’re not interested in naming names naming. Those who have passed judgement and comments know who they are. What both Jane and I would like to ask is that you do not speculate on our future, do not make unwarranted accusations and that you allow us to develop our relationship as we wish to do. We are entering a fantasy headmastership relationship between us, and not with various members.

Naturally, if anyone does have a valid reason why this relationship should not exist and flourish, or if they have any evidence of any intention to harm, please make your thoughts known to both of us.

We would both like to thank those that we consider friends, for their support and encouragement that has been so generously given.

Kin and June

Dear Kon and Jean;

That is so lovely.

Whatever happened is in the past, if it needs to go on any further, please take it outside this forum and into personal email (or into first-class mail) because everyone is getting tired of reading about Kin and exiles from fetish sites. Now, if there was a free subscription at the end of it, then maybe we could talk. Let's all quit crying and move on with our lives shall we?

Much as I feel about non members and some on here don't listen and are generally intolerant of other points of view, I would offer just some advice about posting for what its worth.

1. Only post if its a light hearted subject.

2. If you must comment on a serious subject make it inoffensive

3. Try and understand others points of view and put yourselves in their shoes before posting. Some people might be on medication, or having a bad hair day or are suffering somehow or pmt. So even though they say something provocative - they might not actually mean it.

I know more than most how hard it is to stop oneself, because some posts invite heated debate but in the end, it doesn’t really matter who is right and who is wrong as long as in your own head your comfortable with your thoughts and opinions.

We are all different (thankfully) and my motto these days is ...if I can’t make you smile...then I’m not posting.

Life is just far too short for all of this bickering. Come back Geraldine and others.

In the wonderful world of fantasy headmasters YOU Ken are nothing but a bully, a miserable nasty uninteresting waste of time and space, and ultimately a coward.

Where are your balls, Ken ?

Your time is done on forums you will be ridiculed for every post you make (all of which are pointless, meaningless and also a waste of time and space.)

It is time for you to go, time to find something else to do.

In me you have a new adversary, I shall hound you like you hound others.

You want to talk tough and have fun, well this is where the fun begins, so come on down Ken, I look forward to trashing any worthless post you make (which would be most) lets have some fun.

As someone living in Northern England, I have no idea who these people are. Do we really need posts of this kind on this Forum?

He's writing about Lotta and he didn't have the balls to admit it.

It has come to my attention that certain "friends" of Konky have been telling her that we will never work as a couple, because I flirt with others, and her jealousy will make her ditch me into a ditch.

Those of you who are whispering these things to her need to stop meddling in affairs which are not your own and destroying her confidence, which is shaky at best.

Fortunately for those of you who are doing this she won't tell me who you are, because if I find out, I'll be coming after you, in one way or another. So do yourselves a favour in the meantime, and leave us alone.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Evening all!

I'd just like to solicit opinion on what you deem acceptable banter, and offensive conduct, particularly with regard to the present situation.

Now, there are women who go for a laugh, and they brat with custard pies and are often cyber-spanked in return. I feel this is ok, and is an unspoken agreement between singles and non-singles. The same is true of men and women.

On the other hand, some women join in the general chatter, while remaining polite and respectful, yet suffer a barrage of innuendo and lewd suggestions, often with the person making the remarks full. A case in point was a certain fantasy headmaster asking if she would like a jam sandwich, when it became apparent that she was the sole remaining.

My question is, am I being over-sensitive? I would really appreciate other input, because these events are far too frequent, and such behaviour, certainly wouldn't happen in a pub, bar or greyhound track.

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With those words you have described quite perfectly life for me and, I'm sure, many others, years ago.

I would just add or underline one point.

The internet has made us all experts, or at least knowers. I know looooads more now than I knew when I was a tyro fantasy headmaster.

I knew there was lots I didn't know, realised things were happening in Aberdeen and Aberyswyth, but felt I had my finger on the pulse. But I did think I knew a lot.

The internet has made me realise how very very little I knew. That's part of the fun coming on here now, a big part. The business was so expansive and sprawling, nobody could possibly keep track of national trends and events, particularly after trouble in Seaford with that little man who runs the exclusive agency as seen on TV a few years ago.

Please do not address me in any way, shape or form, and please do not quote me or reply to any of my posts.

I find your views extremely offensive, and they go against everything I believe in, and I absolutely loathe getting embroiled in slanging matches with people I cannot see.

I know most of you think I am a fruit cake so please do me the courtesy of putting me on the persona non grata list if my posts are so offensive to you. Several of you are already on mine.

I thank you.

Seriously, this is something that has got my hampton for years, and has come to a head with Miss G stalking and looking for reasons to preach her errant nonsense to me, over the past couple of weeks. Her views, and those of people like her, are pure rubbish in my view, and they are now wasting their time trying to argue with me.

Like I said, they should not make contact if they don't like me, as I am doing to them, the concept of which seems to have escaped some people.

Listen up good... You know from previous posts of mine that I am intolerant of milksop, bleeding heart political correctness, which you seem to espouse. Most people who know me, know me as a thoughtful, decent human being, with a wicked sense of humour, and passionate views. If you don't wish me to rip into you and your pathetic beliefs, don't reply to my posts, simple.

Even better, put me on hold. I should be privileged to be on yours and every other PC blockhead on this site's hold list, ok?

Now go play in the road, or go offer hugs to some shady flowerpot dealers somewhere, and show them you sympathise with their plight.

How’s about a munch with women then? There’s one at Winchester quite soooon.

i was wondering how many families have split up after partners finding out that their spouse has been out on spanking sessions. what brought this on? whilst looking for info on the computer i came across internet files that showed that my wife has been engaging in sessions with Colin Tony Green (Master Tony) to all you spankers. yes I'm p....d off you could say, but not half as much as the kids. Colin I believe you are married and that your wife knows nothing about your clandestine meetings in a Dorchester hotel with my wife (or will it be ex)where you once took a past girlfriend. do the decent thing and tell your partner about your two timing and everyone else, if you have a partner tell them how you feel. I knew nothing about SUSI's bent to get slapped about and now 8 days from our silver wedding all looks lost. there i've said my piece. I will now wait for the phone to ring as she has gone off to someone on the forum she has never met who apparently has already told her to go to him if things at home take a turn for the nurse or worse.

And the universe continues to unfold. Surreal though it may be.

I realise that you are quoting another person's post, but you should know that it is NOT allowed to name people by their real names in public like this, however angry you might be.

I believe that this post was deleted once because it named names, and I do not understand why you feel the need to post it again, when you could have explained the situation WITHOUT naming names.

Ok how many people have I offended? It is all too easy to see something on a thread and rush in to defend your injured pride. Before replying it is best to think first then consider the following.

If you disagree with something you have read reply and give your opinion all grist to the mill, however there is no need to add subjective comments on the personality of anyone who shares a contrary position.

If despite the above advice someone has written a generalisation it is not necessarily a personal attack on you just because you partake in said generalised conduct. Again feel free to reply giving your point of view but it is not necessary to take things personally

This is an interesting subject with myriad opinions. I am not against all activitity but I am not for all of it either. Some sites are heavily censored and part of the reason for that is guilt. Many people feel a measure of guilt and fear being found out and potentially vilified by friends, family, neighbours, tradespeople, social workers, lawyers, doctors, plumbers and employers. Thus they operate a puritanical form of self-censorship which they try to inflict on anyone they're able to. In a way, they project, or try to project, their guilty feelings onto others.

Thus, these who can and who want to, will magnify any indication of risk or perceived risk from another in authority and impose a far more restrictive censorship than even the current state would demand.

I for one am getting a bit sick and tired of the 'thought provoking' drivel that some people post on here that is either offensive or lewd or both using the excuse that they are trying to stir up discussion!

It is with deepest regret, that I find myself being forced to cease caning Heather (sub3).

As many of you know, things are difficult in my life, due to my wife and a situation has been reached where I feel I am no longer able to offer Heather the time to care for her that she deserves. My admiration for her is enormous; she has built herself a new life and has overcome fear and insecurity.

There will always be a place in my heart and trousers for Heather and I know our deep friendship will last forever.

I feel most fortunate to have had the privilege of caring for such a kind, warm hearted and generous lady. However it would, I believe, be impossible for me to continue a relationship, in which I feel I was not giving my best or better. It would also be doing Heather a huge disservice.

Thank you for the support that I know our friends will be offering.

After all the fallout, and I don’t mean tits, criticism and general nastiness I and others received after the last munch I am seriously thinking about pulling out (geddit?) and not organising another munch.

This would be a bit of a pity as I know it is enjoyed by most who go, but I am not prepared to make it boring or avoid a laugh for fear that certain oversensitive people might get upset because we are not PC/CP enough.

I seriously need to know what others who go to munch feel about this before I decide one way or another.

A munch is a meeting of like-minded people in a vanilla environment. A meet and greet service is available.

Please go away.

To quell any rumours I wanted to post this.

Heiffer and I have split. I decided to call an end to relationship due to a fundamental agreement of our relationship being broken that was in my mind un-repairable, as it ignored any of my feelings. I sincerely wish Heiffer and her new sister all the best and hope that they are happy together.

Also I must add that in my opinion, and contrary to public opinion, there are no demented teachers on this site. There are only kinky teachers.

It has come to my attention that a new member to this site, has been advising people not to come to the Norwood munch.

I do find it irritating (to say the least) that someone should find it necessary to warn potential 'Munchers' to stay away from what is a friendly group of people meeting up down Norwood by the post office.

This type of thing could destroy a munch in a short space of time. This is one of the things that I most fear. Politics and whispers do no one any good.

A munch is a meeting of like-minded people in a vanilla environment. A meet and greet service is available.

There has been much talk of the ins and outs of the displaying of email addresses lately (although I think that only people in the Channel Isles have been directly affected) and I recall that Ken advised us to use first class mail - it is the only way.

I am old enough to remember the unhappiness concerning Jams (Spam Jams) and email and we don’t want any more of that, do we?

I wish I could find the bugger who stole the missgeraldine@yahoo.com address.

A munch is a meeting of like-minded people in a vanilla environment. A meet and greet service is available.

I know what this is about, as i was contacted for advice. I said that i couldn't give a toss if you came to the munch or not. I asked why the answer was to be a no, more so out of sheer curiosity, and understand that this was discussed at the last munch, which i was not at, and your presence would shall i say, sour the atmosphere, and probably best for your self esteem to stay away. The munch organiser has a duty to ensure that the munch is a friendly environment and discussed this with you last time by first class mail. Yet once again you have to raise it on an open forum which dose not give out the correct perception of munches to newbies, which is that they are a relaxed fun environment.

A munch is a meeting of like-minded people in a vanilla environment. A meet and greet service is available.

You prey on the vulnerable and then you betray their trust!!!! You should be locked up!!!!!

Don’t you talk to me like that, you pretentious roll of potted meat!

I hope that 2008 will be a year of consolidation. I have great faith in Cheeky who I know will strive to achieve that which it is possible to achieve within the confines of the munchies and having striven will strive again which should wake up those fantasy headmasters in Kent.

A meet and greet service will be in operation.

Am I the only person who finds this thread about as oxygen-stealing as phising or penis-enlarging spam in your e-mails?

James I can live with-he at least has some idea about what the main thrust of this forum usually is. I can't honestly say the same about you lot, though it might be lurking somewhere in coded messages.

Can you all please take it under your bedsheets and KEEP IT THERE!


Thanks!

I agree with Steve, perhaps if this type of spamming stoped then people would be encouraged to post relevent subjects.

Can anyone tell me about the about the munchies in Guildford? I believe the organiser is a rather aggressive woman.

Yes, aggressive, lonely and embittered. I went to one munch, but never again. It was not a meeting of like-minded people in a vanilla environment and no meet and greet service was in operation.

I am told that chap from Lincolnshire who lurks here wants to bring his dog to the next munch, but I don’t think that’s appropriate, do you?

I see nothing wrong with that. After all, a munch is a meeting of people and their like-minded dogs in a vanilla and Bonio environment. A meat and woof/growl greet service is available.

No more munchies, no more crunchies, from now on it's the minck for me!

I was delighted to meet again Big Ones, Little Ones, Uncle Ted, Slipper King and, because there was no bratting, we could enjoy ourselves as the mature, sophisticated people that we are.

The next London evening minck will be held on Thursday 24th April starting at 7:30pm and going on until at least 8pm.

Location: The Smugglers, Warren Street.

A meet and greet service will be in operation. Non-minckers are not welcome.

what is a munch?