My first interest in female recepitents of CP was when I viited my first girlfriend's house, I was about 15 and had only just met her and been taken to her house. When I was being showen in I heard her dad, who didn't know I was there, shouting to her something along the lines of "IF YOU DONT GET THAT WASHING UP DONE MY GIRL YOURL GET YOUR ARSE SPANKED AGAIN." her face was a picture of embarrassment!

I think it was just the bluntness of it, and the fact it made me think about my girlfriends arse for the first time!

Does anyone else have a similar story?

I have never used the word ‘arse’, but I may do so in the future to be trendy
since it is now enjoying a period of popularity thanks to Trinny and Suzz on TV.

Most of the women teachers I have known used the word ‘bottom’ while most men teachers said ‘backside’ except for the gay ones who used ‘bottom’.

I think that really what made my ears prick up, someone's dad actually using the word 'arse'. My dad would have said rear end or something. Arse seemed quite a wrong thing to say to a young lady, However as I recall he was a policeman, so probably heard lots of bad language on a daily basis. I remember her mum being very polite and middle class, so would probably have hated him having said that in front of a guest.

Afterwards I just couln't stop thinking about her 'arse' getting the spanking which she must have recienty got from him, and when it came to heavy petting and underclothes groping, her bottom became a firm favorite for me.

I rememebr female teachers saying bottom and bottom's with girls usualy saying bum and bum's. As you said male teachers tended to say backside. But was that only to boys, did they say bottom when referring to girls behinds?

As far as I remember it was always ‘backside’. Perhaps they were wary of using an emotive word like ‘bottom’.

My own preference is for the word ‘cheeks’ or if I am in a particularly playful mood, ‘cheekies’.

"Does anyone else have a similar story?" asks Dickheed.

Yes, they do - there are countless similar fantasies all over the Internet and most of them are as obviously fake as Dickheed's.

Why on earth do you think my post to be a fantasy? which part? do you really think it's unusual that I might have had a girlfriend at 15 who had been spanked by her dad? I don'r really know what your getting at. Unlike school M/F spanking, home M/F spankings were frequent...so what don't you believe?

Dickheed,

When I see a giraffe standing before me, I have absolutely no difficulty identifying it for what it is.

Spotting fantasy CP memories is equally easy.

At no time in your life did you ever hear a girlfriend's father utter the words you claim to have heard.

Did any girl's father ever utter those words? I'm sure many did.

Were any girls spanked at home by their fathers? I'm sure many were.

But your posting is still a fantasy.

what about this, at first sight fairly beleivable, and fairly straight forward post makes you think it a fantasy? I'd love to know so I can join you in your fake post spotting.

I have been using the Internet for a very long time, and there is one phenomenom that I observe over and over. Namely, on any dedicated board, on any possible subject under the sun, there is an extreme likelyhood that one of the regular posters will exist purely to flame and troll. No matter how pointless this activity seems to the other users of the service, no matter how disruptive or unwanted, this deviant will show a persistance that in other circumstances would imply that they were paid a significant wage just to do this.

In reality, what we are seeing is a psycholgical sickness, similar to a serial rapist, flasher, or murderer. The persistant deviant, here of course Lotta Nonsense, convinces themself that their addiction to pointless aggressive abusive behaviour is somehow the fault of the rest of us. That somehow, because we exist, with our interest in skydiving, or trains, or collecting crisp packets, or the history of ancient Indian civilisations, or whatever, that they have a duty to monitor everything that is said, and inject their absolutely entirely pointless poison whenever possible.

The members of said board will inevitably be fooled into thinking that there is some justification for the behaviour of the deviant, and will attempt to find some sanity in the workings of a mind that is truly insane.

Don't get me wrong, the deviant will be on a particular board not by random, but because they did once connect to the subject. However, in truth, their sickening behaviour has nothing to do with their historical connection with the subject, and everything to do with with their general deviancy. Serial rapists have a specific history, but that is not why they are serial rapists.

So Lotta Nonsense cannot be displaced from this board just because we recognise HIS illness. The self same fact applies to every other open internet board in existence. It is true that some boards' members automatically follow a strategy that makes the deviant give up in frustration. This board welcomed the disruptive behaviour of posters a long time ago, allowing Lotta Nonsense to understand that this place would be a good home, and he was right.

The truth is simple. While there are monsters preying on people in the real world, there will be similar types dedicating themselves to the ruination of internet discussion boards. Criminal types will be found everywhere, and criminals become especially brave when they find an area of human experience currently ahead of the application of Human law, or better in an area where formal law would be almost impossible to apply.

Lotta is just another sick troll, and as with each of these Internet trolls, regardless of their chosen discussion subject or obsession, I simply hope that their destructive sickness is limited to their pathetic disruption online, and does not have a similar abusive form in the land of flesh and blood. Sadly, experience teaches otherwise.

My friends and I taking a break from rehearsals for our new hit musical 'La Cage Aux Trolles'

Lurk Mostly states in a highly appropriate post:

"It is true that some boards' members automatically follow a strategy that makes the deviant give up in frustration."

If this strategy were to be a tad more deliberate, what form would it take?

Memo to: fantasists and one-handed typists

Subject: a cunning plan to silence Lotta

Message:

Stage 1: stop posing as females on the net

Stage 2: stop posting absurd fantasies as your 'memories'

Stage 3: rejoin the human race

Stage 4: get a life

This plan, if implemented immediately by all concerned, should reduce drastically the number of postings made by the evil sport-spoiling Lotta.

What do you say?

What fails to ring true for is when you say, "it made me think about my girlfriends arse for the first time!"

'It made me think of my girlfriends arse for the first time'...I know it sound strange to think that a young lad might not have already spent a hell of a lot of time thinking about his girlfriends arse. However I'd only known her about two days, I don't think we'd even kissed yet, and also I was very young and un-sexually experienced and very non sexually aggressive… almost to the time to the point of being a eunuch! Well I guess that thought of her cheeky little arse being spanked changed all that for me!

I can't get a life if my harts not in it!

ahh vous see, zee problemo ees zat Lotta esta une pauvre pettite aimee de la fesse.
Een ozzer verds Lotta ees a spankophille who has never seen a spanking, mais alors Lotta ees 'ung up on zee spanking totalement
Parce que Lotta as neeveer seem un, zen Lota theenks zat zey neeveer 'appened.
Zee result est totalemant frustrationonee et de course a bock mental zat if lotta as not viewed une zen de course zey neveer 'appened.
Pauvre pauvre lotta a persona oo ess vun mained typing einstead of une main spanking,
Sad Lotta...
Mimi la grenuille homme pretendement to ow you zay? be tres jolie XXXXX

Brilliant analysis! Spot on!

Our records show that Danny resigned his membership of the Happy Circle on 7 October, 2005.

He is, therefore, not eligible to vote on this issue.

Disenfanchised? Moi? Wow!