Great news guys! Your services are needed. You can now volunteer to spank young womens bare bottoms for minor infractions of ridiculous rules and be thanked for it. The young ladies at
http://www.daphnefoundation.demon.nl/us/usstartpag01.html have volunteered to live there and obey the rules while going to college in Amsterdam.
Let me know how it turns out, I won't be applying
for a position even though it sounds like fun. For some reason the phrase, "if it sounds too good to be true" comes to mind.