…but not in full.

We are awaiting photographs of retired headmaster George, Fran of Wembley, Miss Halfpenny, KathrynP, Saro, off Ealing Broadway and Lotto.


J.M.H.


Wild Bill Barclay-Smythe


Lady Heather

Susie Dent


Sally from Seaford


Christine Keeler

Are you allowed to relieve yourself in public spaces?

No, not really, but on Hove Lawns (where Lady Heather is having a wee) passers-by are so occupied with avoiding the Zimmer frames and blocking out the noise of the howling hearing aids, that they don’t notice what else is happening.

Lewis Ghoul-Clone

In recognition of the sterling work that he has done in promoting our Happy Circle on the ‘Woman’s Hour’ Message Board, Tonobungay has been awarded an Honorary Life Membership of this forum.

Hands across the burning cars.