So, all of you boys who went to English schools back when cp was legal and received a good old-fashioned caning on your backside...
When you were bending over in the headmaster's study, obediently touching your toes, with your trousers stretched tightly across your bum, and the headmaster was just tapping your bottom with the cane to get his aim right, and then he pulled back the cane to deliver the first stroke of your very first caning, what were you thinking at that instant?
Was it ...
1. I hope it doesn't hurt as much as all my mates said it does.
2. I wonder how many strokes I'm going to get.
3. I hope I can get through this without blubbing.
4. I'm never going to smoke again.
5. I'm never going to get caught smoking again.
6. I wonder which part of my bottom he will hit with the first stroke.
7. It's not fair that girls don't get the cane when they get caught smoking.
8. I wish Angela Higginbotham was bending over waiting to get caned instead of me.
9. I wonder whether Angela Higginbotham wears stockings or tights.
10. I wonder what colour knickers Angela Higginbotham is wearing today.
11. Why is he waiting so long, I wish he would get this thing over with.
12. None of the above.
13. All of the above.
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