Steve


Seeing it's your birthday lets set the record straight

First a drink


Listen to Spanking Vicars debut


Have a bit of a party


Appreciate the efforts some go to


Present you a new classic CD (nice pressie)


In 1968, you had me down as as a 5year old vampire, 1964 a 3year old pauper , a very complimentary 38, lets just say, 1952 was a great vintage.

nothing left other than to meet , and reveal another pressie from your friends in Broadwaters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNImAljdmig

Ketta

G’day Steve `

Looks like you share the same birthday as DS Bob, something youse never let onto you old bugger.

Bob’s out celebrating, the lazy bludger, He left instructions for your old mate Hui here, to send you a pressie on your birthday , one of Bob’s s favourite video clips I believe.

Did Bob ever mention, we went to great lengths to train some of our cane toads, to speak. We even gave them names.

Bazza and Daz , they became two of our favourites.

It seems Bazza’s concerned about his old mate Daz, and if that’s the video Bob sent you, then you’ll see why.

Now Youse lot are pretty hot on animal cruelty, and we still have problems with our juvos bashing toads . Between you and me Bob’s even being seen watching the video evidence, with some certain amount of excitement, I add.

He’s turned into a real sick bastard you know.

The thought one our lot that could harm Daz is unthinkable, but them juvos, they well deserve a visit from Mr Cane! for some of their cruel actions towards our friends.

Of course if it were any of our young Shelia’s that were to blame, then I think we ought to send them over to you, Steve, , give them a dam good spanking, that’ll make you feel young again and teach them a lesson or two. We didn’t nickname you spanko Steve for nothing.

Well I’ll let you settle down this arvo put you feet up and watch Bob’s video

Have a great birthday, sink a few tinnys for us all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj00MfIvbFE


Your old mate
Hui

G'Day Steve

Christ-we DO share the same flamin' birthday!

I flippin' woke up yesterday & thought it was still the 12th.

Must be the Dave Sincock 1965 vintage Koala's gonads ruby port what done it!

As you'll probably know, mate, no koalas were hurt in the making of that vintage-the gonads were taken from those of the poor little furry buggers who got clonked by stray sixes at Adelaide Oval, when Sinno's chinaman was charged by occasional batsmen.

Wes Hall, in the Shield for Queensland, was responsible for one great vintage crop, and his later fellow-knight, Gary Sobers, tonked other slowies from visting states into the eucalyptus, as Gary played for us Crowies in 1962/3 and 63/4 to some effect.

Word was, the crows required 3 hours notice from the umps when Gary was due in, so they could evacuate the vicinity. Wisely, in my view-Gary put a couple of sixes right through the flamin' Musuem windows & that's one hell of a carry!

I did manage to teach Gary a new use for his less favourite ryes and malts-this is part of the best apres-spanking, Steve, as you may well be aware. If youse know how to put it to good use, mate, I trust there's a shapely young female who's gonna need it on your birthday, after youse exercised the right arm t'day!

All the best, mate, I must return to my own birthday treats-thankfully, sport, they ain't just on video t'day, either!

Happy birthday



DS Bob

Thanks, everybody!

We will be celebrating properly this weekend, due to problems at home that are taking up considerable time. They are happily starting to resolve themselves as we speak.

Bob, yes I know all about the rye grin on your face:- This is what happened in England along those lines:-

In 1974, the spanking colonel, John Brooks made headlines

sued the Sunday People for libel when they reported his

spanking the delicious 21 year old Sue Carr. The case ran for

six days and knocked all other news off the headlines. In court

the colonel stated, "I think that spanking a girl's bottom - if she

is willing and likes it and enjoys it - is simply part of fun.

Provided it is with her consent, it is nothing more notorious

than the Italian habit of bottom-pinching." What she seemed to

object to most was that he poured whisky over her bottom

before he spanked it. (Hope it wasn't a good malt; ed) He won

his case and was awarded one penny damages; Oh dear.



This all happened on his houseboat on the Thames & of course, it was done bare-that's Sue Carr, not the Colonel or the houseboat!


Anyway, spanks again, as it were, and now off to shepherd's pie-which is STRICTLY for eating off plates!


Steve M