Exasperated by the smug suspected corruption is some posh Church of England circles I recall one Sunday about 15 years ago walking alonh a Church driveway on the way to a posh service at The Brompton Oratory.On the way I passed 2 attractive Kensington women about mid 30s dressed-well like slightly suggestive tarts-in flowery floaty dresses white sexy stockings high heels hats etc but quite posh.
I distinctly hear them say in audible voices to a man who greeted them words to the effect:"Were sorry were late its SMACKED BOTTOMS(quote) for us as we didnt get out of bed in time"!!!!
Hurummph I thought this jest was very inappropriate for a Church surrounds

I understand that the 'Hand of God' has connected with many a pert and well powdered bottom on a Sunday morning!!