Hallo Everybody.In this age of the iron hand of politico correctness
across the land where parents cameras are confinscated at school Xmas Pantos nay even no cameras are even allowed in for fear of encouraging "pedophilia"
and where the nations beaches are scanned with binoculars for "pedos""peeping"at large breasted "topless"naked women I have to report to you a horrific discovery that I have made quite by chance.It concerns a West End Musical show just a drunken stumble away from the House of Do Nothings in Westiminister in Victoria to be precise and this show is called "Billy Elliot-the Musical".Seen by coachloads or tourists,10,000s gloating Notherners and scores of people of all sorts including it may be feared "Pedophiles"!!!!!!!!!!!!Gasp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHY?I hear you cry!Well this show is about Ballet.Ballet and boys pretending to be girls.This alone would make your hair stand on end.But wait theres more!The Producers of this show must have been presented with a conundruum.One that only go ahead pushing the boundarys-possibly Gay?-Theatrical Producers could come up with.
Over 30 underage girls wearing translucent knickers and a wisp or frilly "ballet"skirt about 12"of it round their waists,their knickers,buttocks all of their thighs and legs disgustingly exhibited to a theatre of over 1000 theatregoers in a spotlight.And these are only the publicity stills not having seen the show!This troupe(there is no other word for it)of bezelabooks seem to occupy a greater part of the performance-prancing about showing off their costumes and translucent knickers to all and sundry.Absolutely d-i-s-g-u-s-t-i-n-g dont you think?Now do me a favour are we really supposed to imagine that the front row of this show will not be filled with lecherous pedophiles just as leering women throw their knickers reputedly onstage at Tom Jones to attempt to stare at Rudolph Nurieves organ?????Ahh what is theatre is sometimes unpermissable elsehwere.Finally in case there is any doubt about the possible bad intentions of encoraging lechery of the worst sort I refer you to the example of a certain over 18 but not much pornographic model well known in "Spanking"and "Bondage"circles by the name of Rosaleen Young.She is pictured wearingh ion one of her extensive sets a ballet costume that is practically indistuinguishable to the ones in "Elliot"for reasons only perverts can fathom.Furthernmore her knickers are fully down towards the end of the set and her "fanny"ablaze.What futher evidence do you need?!!!Ban this show at once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girls in tutu’s exposing all is one thing, well endowed young men in VERY snug TIGHTS, leaping across stage is another, If the front row is full of lecherous males An adolescent girls only hope of a peep,.... the interval fund, spent on binocular hirer rather than ice cream . (yes we all went there)

Time we smartened this act up.



K