Ho Hum some micro issue you probably wont find amongst the psychological literature of Victorian London lining the shelves of the various adademic library is a fact beknown only to those amongst us who have deep down been traumatised,damaged,shaken to our being by sado sexual abuse of spanking and beating upon the bare bare buttocks!(repeadedly).
It concerns the exact modus operandii of perverts who masturbate.
This will come as a shock to some and be considered in bad taste by the more narrow minded who prefer such tawdry topics were kept firmly within the
sticky covers of an A-Z of sex.
However it this it concerns a known "spanko"male friend of ours whos life is being ruined or enjoyed according to your outlook by his unfortunate early childhood appointments with the flogger.
And it is this...whenever he masturbates he masturbates on his belly!!!!!
Lying face down on the bed rubbing it!!!!!!!!!.Whereas most normal heterosexual males lie on their backs or sit in a chair with one hand on it this freak likes to use both free hands to
A)Pull his pants up and down at critical moments during his fantasy.
B)Rub his face in the beds pillow during fantasies of being dominated or whilst assuming the fantasy role of a girl being so!
C)Likes the feel of his bare buttocks in the breeze.
D)Finds it easier to incorporate a ancillary fantasy of lying on top of a woman.
E)Findzs doing it into his pants front to be a more convenient way than all over the shop with "tissues".He usually wears washable trousers.
F)He has no idea what he looks like during this manoevre and doent really care but it is probbaly highly embarrassing.
G)Finds he can get a more forceful thrust and weight direct on his organ this way that a limp wrist just doesnt achieve.
Now for the shocking bit..a never before suggested hypothefiz that the above described method is the way 90% male spankers masdturbate and %25 of the non spanko populace?
Your opinions please on a postcard?
Kindsey II.c 2007.

8 out of 10 cats said their owners preferred it.

Meeeeeeeee ow


SC

Is there a normal way to masturbate? Perhaps the Government, now it has banned smoking, could employ an army of masturbation Inspectors to make sure no one is masturbating abnormally. Welcome to 21st century Britain.

Oh dont worry they are just catching up....
10 years ago if you'd said to a Large PLC Internet they'd usher you out the building as a nutcase.
Reckon it'll end up you needing a licence fee for a home computer,
you know were missing out on a lot of things,
anything a bit raunchy East End of near the knuckle usually attracts the attention of the Catholic Womans Home Improvement Deceny League knocking on the Club door
umbrellas aloft ready to administer a "bagging".
"Thats my Daughter in there gyrating to the fug music (70s boppy music)in a pair of micro hotpants and those middle aged balding guys are well just having so much fun.....
Aaaaaargh........watching,..."
Were there really once 1960s strip stages in Paris and The East End where housewifes went in off the street in their lunch hour to earn £10 as a lark?"
To pounding rock music?
Aaaahh the good ol days....