the much hyped new Harry Potter "the Deathly Hallows"is already under fire from the Satanic imagery lot but Ive noticed something else about the colour front cover art!
It suggests School Caning and Spanking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Eh?What the bloomin'heck is my over active mind on about now?????????????????
I shall explain.
Look at the front cover of the British edition.
You cant miss it its stacked up by the 1000 in W.H.Smith et al.
Ketta maybe you can post up a photo?
What you see are 3 Harry Potter characters uncomfortably posed on their bellies!
Their cheeks are red.
Their expressions one of shock awe and horror as their heads dangle in space.
Abocve them an arch.Yellow in colour.In texture a segmented pattern exactly indicative of a perfectly curved bent symbolic large rattan CANE!!!!overshadowing all.
On of the characters holds up a flat bladed instrument positioned just above the buttock area of the girl in the picture.
(Its well known that irate Mothers sometimes take recourse to using a silver
plastic kids sword to administer a whacking-try it its sturdy and gives quite a sting)
the whole thing looks like 3 Potter characters over the knee for a good whacking with facial expressions to match.Harry in particular ahs red flushed cheeks and looks as if hes getting a very uncomfortable and severe caning,why hes almost biting his lip and teeth.His specs misted up.
Do they really need to have recourse to this BDSM subconcious imagery to shift copies??????????????????????????????????????

For clarification and the avoidance of doubt, the above has been sent in by the indefatigable Bozo.

Apparently the American version is a tad less subtle.



For a couple of really good Harry Potter fan fictions stories, I refer you to:

http://www.malespank.net/listAuthor.php?author=Rupert+Hayes

Just saw the cover. Bozo you have a great imagination

MIMI

Which is more than can be said for the silly moo who writes that twaddle.

So I hope Bozo gets enormous offers from Hollywood as well.

And that, if such just delights occur, he will remember his old friends on the forum.

Today's 17-yr old wannabee film star isn't just potentially tomorrow's Nicole Kidman, she could just be MY today's disciplinary problem solved!


Steve M

As in most things we agree, the biggest load of hyped up tripe this side of Kingsland Rd 'ackney
As for the films, no comment.
Now as for fantasy time one word, okay two Rachel Weiss, just imagine being disciplined by that babe with the posh English accent.