Hallo I had an out of the body experience in a Hamburg Beer hall.
Perhaps the mad colonel can digress on this?
It was as a tourist I stumbled upon the fishalle beer hall one saturday afternoon.
a large number of lowly germans were inside drinking.
after a while a music band began to play on a stage.
the people at the front went into a frenzy
i have not seen such enthusiasm since the punk days at the roxy.
the rest of the crowd were standing up
they alles began to stomp louldy on the floor and chant in time to abba songs
i still remeber the verse when they nearly orgasmically exploded in unison
"give me give me a man after midnight and together we will chase the shadows away."
At this point i began to experience a strange out of the body lifting experience.
inhibitions melted away,
anxiety vanished and i began to feel "german".
it was wierd,a very spooky and scary feeling yet pleasant.
like the whole crowd was becoming phsycally one.
soon i felt like i was floating 10'above the crowded room and was becoming elated for no apparent reason.
the crowd demanded more.
eventually with the beer and the stomping this whole thing got so scary and aggressive.................
I left,
just like in Cabaret?
Only in Germany have I experienced this "crowd phenomonen"it seems to be particular to there.

Vatever 'appens do not mention zee var......

mentioned eet vonce and i fink i got a vay viz it.

Ahhh the pen of Bozo,always thought provoking.

Now then my friend(s) I am going to visit my son in the good old USA Friday for a few weeks. I shall of course take my trusty digital camera.Panasonic with 12 x optical zoom+ 100 mllion pixes no less, somewhere in its bowels. This I shall use to capture images of our special allies girls bottoms. And the local views etc.

As I shall not have use of a PC I may be silent for three weeks.

Than you, Bozo, for affording me the opportunity to digress. German Bands, I am sorry to say, have long been around for a very long time. As W.S. Gilbert had it in 1884,

“When German bands
From music stands
Play'd Wagner imperfectly I bade them go
They didn't say no,
But off they went directly!”

I must say that any soldier who served under me found listening to a German Band would have been on a Number One for a whole month.. That sort of thing just wasn’t done, don’t you know. The Hun were given short shrift, and a good thing too, otherwise you wouldn’t be here.

Here is a splendid recording of Jack Hylton and his boys showing off their versatility

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3IaYaKeeRE&mode=related&search=

All this talk of our neighbours on the continent spurred me into having a bash with the old smellie up in the hills this afternoon.
I am sure the Col. will know what a smellie is, SAH!

Ha just checking to see they aint implemented compulsory registration procedures on here,though my first attempt to post this today to you did bounce with the caveat:"not logged in cant post"!
Hmmmm second attempt succeeded.Strange must be a glitch.
The Band U tube played very well.
This ooooom paaaaa stuff however is a bit dated though,
I particlraly like the lederhosen slapped botty and thigh dance
whilst being held upside down this is how Derek Skinner used to do it in front of the house class to the last white shorted P.E.class boy through the door!
This has the advantage from Dereks' point of view of allowing short short legs to fall down to earth revealing half moon cheek slices of unslapped buttock,and at the same time causing a rush of blood to the unfortunates head and face cheeks thereby accentuating the embarrasing appearence,not helped the the fact that the boy known as "greggor cheeks"was prone to blushing bouts when being refrerred to in class.The result was I am afraid
very scary to behold.
During this walloping display Derek used to grin broadly.