We need to bring in a law to end the secrecy regarding the number of hard hand slaps or cane whacks a punishee is to receive.
In stead they are kept guessing or it is in accordence with how the punishment is going.I mean its now leagl in the uk for a 14 year old unmarried mother to spank disipline here baby-toddler over her knee bare bottom with practically unlimited hand smacks.
Ths means that if say 6 were given then a resting period of 5 minutes and so on for 3 hours the punishment might eventually tot up to 1000s of smacks
in an 8 hour session each day for a year!
Something needs to be done!

Bozo are you a Labour MP or MEP by any chance.
Its unneeded complex laws that have got us into the position we are in now. ie SNAFU

Yes we need to introduce the smak-o-meter a device invented by my self to be worn on the elbow of the smacker a brass rod sort of affair that measures the ppm of each swing.If its too high a velocity a loud buzzer goes off connected to Social Services (SS) HQ.Smackers must be over 21.Each smackee will be issued with a special mobile pager that alerts if a smacking is getting to hard.This will be beamed to ester rancid on BBC saturday night out show in front of 10 million viewers finishing with a camera crew visting the house and beaming a close up snap of the offended bum.
Viewers will then press a button to vote OK or stop compared by terry wog
an whilst pet clerk sings downtown in a spangly dress backed by the return of the black and white minstrels!
ALL PARENTS INTENDING TO SMACK MUST NOTIFY SS HQ OF THE FACT BEFOREHAND SO A REGISTER CAN BE COMPILED.
the smak-o-meter will also feature a temperature recoding pad that can record the temperature of the smacking palm.When it reaches 35oF a second loud buzzer will sound rather like the ping on a micro wave oven
The smacker will then know that the rump has been properly roasted and is done.
CONTINUING BEYOND THIS POINT RISKS SETTING FIRE TO THE BUM WHICH WILL SET OFF THE COMPULSORY SMOKE ALARUMS.
the fire grigade will then haf to be summoned and water squirted onto the buttocks and furnishings for which insurance will NOT pay.
At the end of each year a annual smacking compettion will be held in the Church Hall for all smacking parents to see who can smack the longest and hardest.
Presvious years results are not usually available as little johnny is usually serving time in pentonville for assault or gbh in the local village.
The audeince will be encouraged to applaud loudly and here is anotehr opportunity to try out the smak-o-meters!

I really think you should sue that Public School you attended, Bozo. Wouldn't care to tell us which one it was, would you? Only it would help those currently googling for one.

As usual..

Original, Creative and plain Damned funny
We will allow the ocassional - sorry occasional dud spelling
keep em coming Bozo - we love you

SC

I vote Bozo be made an Honorary Member of this forum for outstanding efforts in finding new topics for us all to consider. I echo Skoolcane's sentiments - we love you, Bozo, and we all want to have your babies!
Danny

I nominated Bozo a few months ago for services to CPAS, deaf ears I am afraid

I really think you should sue that Public School you attended, Bozo. Wouldn't care to tell us which one it was, would you? (Danny)

The word on the street is that Bozo was a pupil at Repton School.

Cant Im afraid old boy as several current "high ups"went there too and it might embarrass them