I`m looking for teachers and adult pupils for a newly formed school in Bournemouth, Dorset.
At the moment it`s an all male teaching staff and mostly female pupils.
It is a properly structured schoolday with a roster of proper lessons lasting approximately 7hrs.
The next schoolday is in 2 weeks time then every second month after that.
This school is purely for the genuine enthusiast and runs on a break-even costs basis, so fees are, depending on numbers, just £25-£30 for the day which includes lunch.
All applicants to the school must be 21yo or above and be a genuine enthusiast.
E-Mail: paul_sfr@yahoo.com if you`re interested.

Regards

Paul

I'm sure old George will be only too pleased to apply for the Head's position, he has an impessive CV as well!
And Steve M won't be far behind him as PE master

Hmmmmmmm.A brave and interesting ad.Bournemouth is a nice place.I am aware of a number of such "adult recreational schools"already in existence such as the Muir Academy.
You may have heard of them too?Such events can be quite exciting if carried out well and as you say if there is enough of a balance between the sexes.Unfortunately they can also tend towards boredom and repetition too usually if either the female teachers or pupils attending are insufficiently endowed as to be acceptable.You may try advertising in Kent(Sevenoaks).On a recent excursion there I was surprised to see a large number of males in their 60s and 70s wandering around town in little boy type shorts in broad day light!Dont get me wrong.They were not school recreationists just Kent men following a rambling garb tradition it seems.Knobbly knees were everywhere.To be honest some of these guys looked absolutely ludicrous but no body poked fun at them.I spotted one guy wearing a flimsy navy blue full length nylon coat(like a womans housecoat)a red cycle helmet,little boys shorts and little else he looked like "Pratt of the year"(Ben E Hill?)as everything was out of kiltre and proportion as he flapped his was along the high street.But not a yob in sight.everyone seemed to take this perfectly seriously,
I do hope you get your quota for the school.For one I would be interested to visit in the role of school inspector at the back of the class as a observer not a participant.Please post updates and details on this site as it progresses.I will not refer you to various organisations and advertising publications as you may already know them and B)my opinion of them is a bit sceptical as they are spoiled too much by unreliability and being staffed by oppotunistic Inner city Culture type girls of the sort who frequent Kings Cross.They are not the right kind for a posh school in Bournemouth.

Je pourrais etre interssée par votre proposition si vous me précisez les dates en vue de preoir un déplacement en UK. Je souhaiterais participer en tant qu'élève pour être tres SEVEREMENT FESSEE sur mon derriere déculoté. à bientot MARIE CHARLOTTE

Bozo, I'm surprised at you!! Well, maybe I'm not....

I can visualise you lurking at the back of the class, typing one-handed on your laptop, ready to take down the particulars of any wayword female 'pupils'!

MARIE CHARLOTTE
si vous êtes svp intéressé E-mail j'à paul_sfr@yahoo.com pour d'autres détails.
Ce certainement serait un honneur pour avoir un étudiant d'outre-mer dans la classe.
Tanke de punitions la forme de discipline anglaise traditionnelle d'école, donnant une fessée avec le poussoir ou la canne.
Les prochains schoolis en octobre puis décembre.

Marie
la prochaine école est le 6 octobre et la prochaine ensuite qui a lieu en décembre.
Si vous `au sujet d'intéressé par l'un ou l'autre que je voudrais te parler au téléphone.
L'E-mail moi à paul_sfr@yahoo.com et nous prendra des arrangements.
Respect
Paul

Marie Charlotte et Paul

Nous vous serions oblige's de bien vouloir emploi BLOODY ENGLISH!

Merci

DANNY

PE master-you are kidding;I was a total fat-kid spaz throughout my career!

Teaching girls-physics,practical parking,making a timely Xmas present list & the offside rule in football.

None of which girls know a thing about, so that's a few disciplinary lessons I'd have booked.


Steve M

If PE masters are anything like they were in my day, your only duty would be to walk around among a score of nubile teenagers with a dirty great slipper! I'm sure you could cope with that much exercise, Steve!

Is this what we fought and died in 2 world wars for, Bloody French from Belgique infiltrating fessee partiettes.

DANNY

The slipper would be purely for show, of course.

Action on said nubile females would be purely by hand.

Steve M

Use of the hand would mean that to punish a class of say 30 "big" girls would take at least 5 hours.
With a slipper its 5 minutes.

Only five hours? Steve would make it last a bit longer than that, surely!

Dear Paul
My husband will allowed me to converse in frenc with.
I will then try to do my best to do it in english. I would ask you to apologize me for the fault I probabilly ill do.
My husband called Guy ask you to open a PUNISHMENT BOOK on my name so that you an note ALL my faults with th number SPANKING that you will provid me and he will than execute the sentence on my bare bottom after having puting up my skirts and puting down my pantie
friendly to you
MARIE CHARLOTTE

Sit down, Paul, before you have a heart attack!!!

Chere Paul for Gods sake take up Maries offer and feess er derriere rouge on behalf of all the poor Brits whose lives have been ruined by the interfeerance of Brussels.

dear Mimi

Do you like also be interested by a good SPANKING on your bare bottom?
Perhaps could we discuss about it.
frendly yours
MARIE CHARLOTTE

DANNY & MIMI

I'd be looking to make it 5 hours per girl, my friends!

After all, I'm a professional, and there'd need to be other leesons taught apres discipline.

By the way, isn't it interesting that Marie Charlotte always uses Vous & not Tu, as we were always taught the French did when on more personal terms with one? OK, she's Belgian, but so was Herge, inventor of Tintin & that notorius perve, Captain Haddock!

As was CA Plane Pour Moi hit-maker Plastic Bertrand. Might as well let you know that for a guaranteed ice-breaker at parties!


Steve M

Danny and Steve, being only an amateur I cannot boast such prowess as 5 hours.
However my most recent effort has been 1000+ spanks given in 10 x 100 to allow for a breathing space as the hand gets a bit sore. It took about an hour or so.
The result was a worn out "Top" and a grinning "bottom" asking for more.
Strange thing is that one tap with the slipper has more effect, women who can understand them.
Marie, don't be silly you naughty fantasy girl you.
The thought of George in a dress comes to mind, the mind biggles, sorry boggles.
I can imagine Tin Tin with leather patches in his plus fours.
A question, Brussels...why?

Marie, Je mappelle Jacque, un homme. Mimi cest mon nom de plume apresse Mimi la Bonque la herroine dans "Hello hello" sur la television.
Pour votre information.

chere Mimi

je serais heureux de pouvoir converser avec vous.
Vous pourriez me donner des fessées par la voie de l'e-mail; envoyez moi votre adresse e-mail
Do you prefer to continue eventually in english.
frendly to you
MARIE CHARLOTT

cher Paul
j'attend toujours une réponse sur mon site internet(e-mail)
a bientot
MARIE CHARLOTTE

If m comes to England and gets spanked by Paul it will be something akin to the second coming.
Wake up gentlemen

Yes, I`ve long since came to the conclusion I`m being lead a merry dance.

Marie, I`ve asked you to email me, you have not, you have said you cannot make October 6th anyway.
So unless you`re genuinely interested that as they say is that.

Paul

dans l'ensemble nous sommes d'accord!

Unfourtunately the world of the spanko is inhabited by timewasters.
However every now and then a little gem appears and makes it all worthwhile.
Persistance pays, but if nothing positive happens after a few mails then move on.
Keen players are just that, keen to meet.

I attended this school on October 6th and had agreat time!