Someone must have been regularly away sick during Maths lessons, as on four separate occasions I have been the 999,999 visitor to this site!

And, if you send your bank account details I will arrange for a very large sum of money to be deposited there - a dictator's ill gotten gains. If you take up this offer you will get exactly what you deserve.

Well lets start at the bottom,
thats one-one duh
two-ouch yes sir
three-oooooh
four............
some mail arrived for me today bearing the sticker "Classic Canes"
of cornwall
a shop that sells sticks and the like........
is someone trying to send a message?