Whilst visiting Christies NY online website auctioneer of fine objets d'art t'other day we were ushered into the private red draped viewing salon by an exquistedly gowned madame of the art school ilk metaphorically
However we were then very surprised by what happened next we were asked if we "would like to register for a paddle"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmmmm.
Think weve had quite enough paddling this month we can hardly sit down on the Louis 16th CHaise longue was our considered retort!

Bozo,

Get off the chaise lounge, --- take up Madame’s offer of the paddle, usher her into a backwoods camper, create your own fine object of d’art on HER blank canvas, thus creating your masterpiece!!!!.

Create a Da Vinci, - capturing that enigmatic smile whilst Madame tests your cooled seat cushion, - artwork will unfortunately fade - but there’s always the paddle to auction.

Ketta