Now that Shaun has asked his boyfriend to move in with him,this will mean Eileen Grimshaw's house needs to sleep 5.
Eileen, Shaun, Shaun's boyfriend, Violette's sister and Jason.
5 adults in a two bedroom house.

Shaun and his boyfriend will be in a double no doubt. Jason will have to either share a bedroom with the loud mouthed ex-barmaid or with his mother.

There is still no sign of Monica at the Duckworth household.

Thanks for the info!

But, who the f**k is Eileen Grimshaw?


Steve M

Blimey, you nearly had me beaten with this one, Steve M, but then I turned to my copy of today’s ‘Daily Sexpress’ and found that Enid Grimsdike was in the front passenger seat of the white Fiat Uno driven by the Duke of Edinburgh that was involved in the unpleasantness with the Princess of Hearts under the Pont de Foutre in 1997. Hope this helps!
Dave

Pardon me but what's this to do with the price of fish ?

SC

There has been discussion about whether the cane should be brought back. Jason Grim makes a fairly compelling case for caning if the not public birching.

Thanks KK - I take that as Haddock £3.50 then
Cheers
SC

How come Blanche, Ken and Dierdre Barlow never visit Tracy whilst she's in the nick?

Hi Alfredo,

I'll put this as gently as possible, because I've seen at first hand the traumatic effects that sudden exposure to the truth can have on some people. I once had a lad working for me who was technically brilliant, but he never cracked another dump and eventually left main frames to work on some new-fangled device called a 'personal computer' after I accidentally let slip that Dallas was only a TV program.

Anyway, here goes. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but East Enders (or is it Sex in the City, I don't have a TV so I can't be sure which), is fiction. The names you mention aren't real people, they're just characters generated by some script writer and played by actors. It's all a conspiracy by the government to keep you addicted and ensure you fork out your hard earned cash every year for a TV licence so that the BBC can continue its efforts to cripple the internet with its iplayer rubbish.

skoolcane Large Haddock £2 to £2·90 a kilo at Grimsby yesterday - for latest prices see Fishupdate.com here

It's on Coranation Street, which is ITV and they aren't funded by the License payer.

Hi Alfredo,

It may well be on ITV, but unless you want the brave lads from TV Licensing kicking your door in at 3am you still have to buy a license to watch it, and thus you have to help fund the BBC's master plan to kill off the internet and force retired folks like myself to face the horrors of day time TV!

Fish Price Update!! The place (no pun intended ) to be today was Shetland - large haddock only £1·70 a kilo average - see details here.

It's on Coranation Street, which is ITV and they aren't funded by the License payer.

Alfredo:

1) The title of this thread is 'School Corporal Punishment' Which part of that do you not understand?
2) There is enough material on Coronation Street on other sites and magazines to keep someone like you happy for years, without even reading the same item twice. Please go away and read it, if that's what makes you happy.
3) It may amaze you to know that many people who read this thread have no idea what Coronation Street is. Those three little letters www stand for world-wide web, and that's exactly what it means. Apart from a few countries outside the UK, Coronation Street is unknown.
4) You deserve a caning for your poor spelling. It's CorOnation. Since you obviously are a fan of this programme, you should at least be able to spell it properly.

Now if you've paying attention, (which I doubt!) you will see that I have spelt licence with a 'C' rather than an 'S'. If you were educated in the USA (which I also doubt), I forgive you. Licence in British English is the noun. License is the verb.
Here endeth the lesson.

Now let's get back to corporal punishment -PLEASE!

FS

Yeh, I kept thinking the flaming fish prices were racing tips!

I got some very funny looks at the bookies.

But I do remember Coronation Street in the late 60's when someone threatened to take the Street's naughty teenager's knickers down and spank her. I think her character was Lucy Kerswall(?) and it was her older brother who threatened it?

But I don't recall him threatening to carry it out with a conger eel, nice piece of plaice etc!

Needless to say, it never happened, even off camera!

Steve M