Hi Steve,
No contest there, if a spanking is to be awarded it has to be the teacher who gets it for failing to exercise common sense and slavish adherence to political correctness. Provided of course that the teacher is young, female and the archetypal Swedish blonde!
Maybe the BBC could film the event and put a clip on the website. That might even persuade me to visit the site, despite the fact that:
It is using licence money ostensibly collected to fund some sadly lacking decent TV to compete unfairly with commercial information providers.
It is crippling the bandwidth currently available on the UK Internet backbone by encouraging people to download vast files to retrospectively view inferior TV programs they could perfectly well have recorded for themselves using conventional recording apparatus.
Because of the above ISP's are being required to pay more for their bandwidth which is inevitably going to lead to increased broadband costs for everyone, including those who, like me, don't even watch TV!
Ah, don't you just love a good rant on a wet Sunday afternoon! 
Regards,
Another_Lurker