For Sale:

AUDI S4.

USED BY STUCK UP AUDI OWNER.GETS ITS ASS HANDED TO IT REGULARY BY BMW M3'S.

Bought the car to make up for my small penis size (like all other audi owners).

Bargain at R10

mmm, a BMW for sale on an Audi Board for much more than what it is worth (Estimated Retail Range: R 101023.68 - R 106397.28)?

Better luck elsewhere.

Then someone please delete this thread.

No - thats something we very rarely do.

And you never know - someone here might just be looking for a 328 (or know someone that is). Still think your price is high.

Just nuke the thread, others dont want and most importantly dont need to hear about every bimmer for sale in jhb. Theres Autotrader and the BM forum for that!!!

Is the car stock, because for a higher price then retail it must be something worth the extra , whats the mileage ?

Wild 1.8T
Nothing Like Boost

Shows us that people driving Audi are generally tolerable and not self absorbed and inconsiderate like the BM bunch.
There are another 200 odd similar BM's for sale probably (they do sell almost as well as Golfs) so good luck selling yours and I mean GOOD LUCK.
Just a suggestion try the Hyundai or KIA Club forums I doubt anyone were is dying to spend 100k + on a 7 year old 3 series.
sorry

Is this a prank or what?

Delete the thread...

One of the mods needs too. Ask Julian or Andre nicely! I cant see why this is bugging everyone so much though. Ignore it.

hey mayor not bugging at all if anything it is loughable.
let it be by deleting it shows insecurity in our own part kind of like Bob Mogabe and the press in Zim.
It is a joke I am sure

Is the Mayor being autocratic like Uncle Bob as well

Me? Autocratic? What ever gave you that idea?

I am against deleting threads. Lock them certainly, but not delete.

Seen this car for sale on a good few sites now, all with different prices!

Thats the funniest **** i have ever read.

...owner also willing to negotiate exchange for a 1990 AUDI 500 Turbo in running condition.

What a joke.

Your poor attempt at imitating Billy Connolly is good for few laughs.

However, your final score is ZERO out of 10, you should've changed your post to read :

328i "non-individual" (with so many of them around they're like the plague)

- Throwing a bit of oil out the back (like most hard-driven beemers)

- Leather seats looking worse for wear (don't they all)

- Has many electronic gizmo's that don't all work. (sometimes they do)

- Used to having Audi Turbo's open a can of WhoopA** on it ...(fact)

- Is not that much fun, that's why I'm getting rid of it ....

BTW : if an S4 is selling for R10, direct comparison of purchasing power and forex correlation would make your 328"non-i" worth about 25 ZIM cents.

Du bist Eine Dummkopf.

Whats the difference between sticking your hand down Dolly Partons bra and driving a BMW 'Individual'. You feel a bigger titty in the BMW....

As for the quips about S4, try again after losing it through a couple of twisties

Guys, if there's one thing I learnt in life it's not to argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience!

Rather ignore the oke and let him be happy in his 328 whatever because with his pathetic attitude he's going to sit with that car for a while!

I totally agree - lets just ignore this guy! As the Mayor prefers not to delete threads, I am locking this one now. We have to do what the Mayor says

Also, 328individual, please regard this as a final warning. We have no problem with BMW drivers making constructive posts here, but I think you have overstepped the line with your "joke". Next time your posting privileges will be revoked.