Bec's fave TV quotes..coz she's bored and not well, so humour her!
Bec (no login) Posted Nov 25, 2003 11:36 PM
For all of u who don't know, Bec's fave show is 2 Guys and A Girl (formerly 2 guys, a girl and a pizza place) - well one of her fave shows anyway.
And Bec is very excited that it's coming back on tv, even tho she's seen every ep, and has 99% on tape...which is dumb really but tis Bec we're talking about.
Bec btw is suffering from weird arse ear problem making her dizzy and out of it, and making her speak in the 3rd person even tho she hates that.
Anyways, onto Berg and Pete awesomeness....
BERG:"I wanted to be the best man at his wedding. I wanted to be Uncle Berg to his kids. He'd say 'no soda' And I'd give them soda. Now no one gets soda." AWWWWWWWWWW Bec loves Berg!
PETE: "You guys need a hobby."
BERG: "We have one. You. You're non-toxic, fun for all ages and come completely assembled." Aww Poor pete!
LMAO Sharon's a shocker - she works for a totally UN ENVIRONMENTALLY friendly company -
Pete:"The guy killed his first bear by the time he was 10".
Sharon:"so, I killed 2,000 whales by the time I was 23".
Pete (Dressed as an elephant): "I'm never gonna forget this"
Berg : "Of course you won't, youre an elephant"
BERG: There's no blueprint for life! Okay, first it's miosis. Out of the womb, snip. Then you get a big ol' aneurysm and you slump over your desk! Okay, everything in between just happens, Pete -- enjoy it." LOL interesting outlook!
PETE: "Most architects, when they graduate, they only have a bunch of blueprints. I am going to have a 12,000 square foot resume."
BERG: "Man, you're gonna need one hell of a manila envelope."
BERG: "Sharon hasn't been around all week, so I couldn't score stamps"
PETE: "Oh. Oh, well listen....I'll give you the name of her connection. The post office!" LMAO!
BERG: (to SHARON) "You, too shy? I've seen you offend construction workers."
BERG: "These Milli Vanilli guys are awesome. It's like their music sounds so effortless. You know? It's like they're not even singing."
BERG: "Help me pick a new major, No, I'm serious. I need to make a decision, go ahead pick a major, any major."
PETE: "Russian Economics."
BERG: "Phew, glad that's over with."
LOL SOOOO BERG!
BERG: "After you have a drink with us."
SHARON: "I can't drink."
BERG: "Then why are you in college?"
PSYCHO-BERG: "I've got a lot to do, alright? What, you think killing sprees just happen?!"
BERG: "Look at me, ok, I can't eat, I can't sleep. I'm a wreck. I mean, sure I still look good, but that's just genetics."
LOVE BERG
VENITA: (to BERG) "Come on! We're all adults here!"
BERG: "No... you're pretty much the only one!"
SHARON: "I want everyone to know that I am just here for Berg."
ASHLEY: "Well, why do you think I'm here?"
SHARON: "According to the Bible, to balance good."
ROBERT GOULET (on touring, to IRENE): "I miss my cats. I have seven, you know."
IRENE (excitedly): "Really?!!! Wow! Between the two of us, we have almost FIFTY cats!"
I loved Irene's freakishness!
BERG: "Hi, My name is Berg, and I'm addicted to messing with Pete."
PETE (referring to BERG): It's genetic. His grandfather on his mother's side is 3/4 obnoxious.