Warren has a new column at the Port site...very childish, but amusing...
"Tredders - Terrible & Terrific. Edition 2
Warren Tredrea
Port Adelaide Football Club
1:09:47 PM Tue 20 April, 2004
Before I get into a few terrible and terrific’s of the past seven days, we have a very important question to ask you.
It has been a dilemma my teammates and I have been unable to solve over the past two years. In fact, it has divided the playing group and that can’t be good for off-field unity.
But here, in my new column, I thought I could solve it once-and-for-all.
So, we ask you…
Does Dean Brogan look more like Roger Ramjet or the Chesty Bonds man?
Please take some time to consider your decision. Do not take it lightly. The Brogan chin deserves your utmost respect, as we all pay great respect to it on a regular basis.
When you have decided by looking at the picture on the right, head back to the home page and cast your vote by using the poll in the left column. We’ll reveal the results next week.
And now, here’s my first go at terrific and terrible occurrences that have caught my attention in the past seven days…
TERRIFIC
Thierry Henry’s four goals against Leeds on Friday night to extend Arsenal’s unbeaten run to 33 games in the English Premier League.
Foxtel’s digital TV
Doing football as a Year 12 subject. The club's been running football as a genuine year 12 school subject. Not PE, football. Some of the players spent some time with the students on Tuesday. If only they had that when I was at school!
TERRIBLE
Dom Cassisi’s eyebrow. It is fast growing the status of the Brogan chin.
Damien Hardwick being stretchered off at Glenelg Oval with a rolled Elephant-itis ankle. Doctors were confused whether it was actually a sprained ankle or just his usual ‘cankle’.
Leaving 17cm scissors in a female patient. See Tuesday’s Advertiser.
Wade Champion’s effort at lawn bowls on Monday night – one bowl didn’t even make the half way mark.