Ok...so I know it's usually crap, but I love Celeb news, gossip, rumours etc and the more unbelievable and ridiculous the better! So I've created this thread!
Here is my first piece of gossip! LOL!
Matt Damon has sensibly advised best pal Ben Affleck against getting Jennifer Lopez's name tattoed on his body. Matt lectured to Ben, "Who do you think you are? Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie? Nothing lasts forever." The advice worked for Affleck
YAY go Matt! Oh and BTW....I love Billy Bob and Angelina news (sooooo funny!) so if anyone reads any pass it on please!!!!
Ok, so just so you ain't talking to yourself in here Bek, I just came across this @ ninemsn.com
Ali G to marry in Australia
British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, better known as Ali G, is reportedly to marry former Home and Away star Isla Fisher in Australia in December.
Fisher, who recently starred in the movie Scooby Doo, had been dating the comedian since February and would convert to Judaism before the wedding, British newspaper The Sun said.
She will fly to her home town of Perth later this week to start work on a movie called The Wannabes and would also start planning the wedding, the paper said.
"There's a lot of secrecy about it all so no-one knows exact details yet," a source told the paper.
Ben Affleck, J. Lo Get Custom Video Game
Mon Dec 2, 8:55 AM ET
NEW YORK - Mr. and Ms. Pac-Man, Super Mario and the princess, and ... Jennifer Lopez (news) and Ben Affleck (news)?
Director Kevin Smith (news) is giving the newly engaged couple a custom-made video game to thank them for costarring in his recently wrapped movie "Jersey Girl," according to the New York Post.
The game, "Jen Saves Ben," features an animated Lopez who must find and rescue Affleck, who has been kidnapped and chained to a warehouse wall.
"J. Lo has to get him back but doesn't know where he's gone," said Brad Graeber of Texas-based Powerhouse Animation Studios, the company that created the game.
As she karate-kicks her way through the game, Lopez must face an animated Smith, who totes a ray-gun, and an evil-robot Matt Damon (news).
She gets three tries to save her fiance without being killed, and if she succeeds the pair is shown kissing.
The game, modeled after a classic 1980s arcade game, plays a soundtrack of Lopez's music.
LMAO at Evil Matt!!!!!!! Kevin Smith is the coolest guy in the world!
oooooh, winny - quoting the sun.... never an entirely safe thing to do!! I think the phrase "British NEWSpaper" is going a bit too far there..... hehehehe....
Urgh, I don't like The Sun. They DID give Mell an award once though........ but still.
actually, there's nothing wrong with quoting the sun if you put "btw this is from the SUN so who knows" after it hehehehehehe.
I guess they got that article pretty right..... but still, it's always handy to know which Newspapers not to trust. Maybes you know already... I dunno....
ummmm... i have no celebrity gossip. sorry.
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Go the Celebs - If I was famous I'd sign this! (and yay for matty damon and martin sheen!)
December 12 2002, 10:30 AM
Celebrities Ask Bush to Stop War Rhetoric
Wed Dec 11, 6:18 AM ET
By ANTHONY BREZNICAN, AP Entertainment Writer
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Celebrities mobilized against a possible war in Iraq on Tuesday, gathering to publicize a letter urging President Bush (news - web sites) to avoid military action.
More than 100 entertainers signed the missive, which says a war with Iraq will "increase the likelihood of terrorist attacks, damage the economy and undermine our moral standing in the world."
"This notion of pre-emptive war is setting a precedent ... and we must ask ourselves, where does this end?" said Tony Shalhoub, star of the ABC detective show "Monk." "Where is the next pre-emptive strike?"
Shalhoub, Martin Sheen (news) and Mike Farrell (news) were among nearly a dozen performers who got together to draw attention to their cause.
Farrell, who's co-starred in the television series "M-A-S-H" and "Providence," said Hollywood was speaking out to show average citizens that it's OK to voice dissent. He also said he did not believe that Bush has proven Iraq is a danger to America.
"It is inappropriate for the administration to trump up a case in which we are ballyhooed into war," Farrell said.
Among those signing the letter were Academy Award winners Kim Basinger (news), Helen Hunt (news), Olympia Dukakis (news), Susan Sarandon (news) and director Jonathan Demme.
Other names included former "X-Files" stars Gillian Anderson (news) and David Duchovny (news); "The West Wing (news - web sites)" cast members Sheen, Janel Moloney (news), Bradley Whitford (news) and Lily Tomlin (news); "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (news - Y! TV)" actors Marg Helgenberger (news) and Robert David Hall; and "Ocean's Eleven" co-stars Matt Damon (news), Don Cheadle (news), Elliott Gould (news) and Carl Reiner.
R.E.M (news - web sites).'s Michael Stipe, Peter Buck and Mike Mills joined fellow musicians Peter Yarrow and Bonnie Raitt (news).
Bush has threatened military force against Saddam, saying the dictator has amassed weapons of mass destruction that pose a danger to the United States. U.N. weapons inspectors are searching the Middle Eastern country for such devices but have turned up little so far.
Sheen, who plays the president on "The West Wing," said he believed Bush was eager to go to war with Iraq because he wanted to settle a personal score with Saddam Hussein (news - web sites).
When Bush's father was president, he ended Saddam's invasion of Kuwait but did not eliminate him in the Gulf War (news - web sites).
"I think he'd like to hand his father Saddam Hussein's head and win his approval for what happened after the Gulf War. That's my own personal opinion — I don't know if that's true. I hope it's not, but I suspect it is," Sheen said.
Asked why the government should care about the feelings of Hollywood actors, Sheen said: "I think the president should care about all citizens."
Jennifer Lopez has reportedly called off her wedding to Ben Affleck after a bust-up with his best pal Matt Damon.
The superstar couple were set for a lavish Valentine's Day ceremony. However, according to a British newspaper, the nuptials are off after JLo discovered that Damon has been trying to convince Affleck to ditch her.
"They still love each other and want to get married some day, " a source told the paper. "But it won't happen on 14 February."
"Jen feels like there are three of them in the relationship and is terrified Matt will poison Ben against her."
I just heard this story today it occured over the past few weeks and is hot off the NYC airwaves. A bigtime radio personality and HUGE JLO fan, so i am certain she is credible, broke the story that BEn wants out of their relationship and cheated on JLo with some skank in the bathroom of SUede, a ritzy NYC (i believe) club. The party was for CAA, the big agency, Ben was there and was apparently doing the dirty with some chick in the club's bathroom, security came to get affeck out before the press could get wind, but it was too late, a source spied the antics and let "The mouth of NYC" know about it. So this coupled with last week's blind item has driven these two apart and now they say jlo is trying to blame the break up on damon so that she does not look like she has been played. This relationship is caput and ben is gonna look like a dog when this breaks which it already has, jaws were dropping when Wendy Williams the dj in question broke the story. SHe was like if jlo or halle cant keep thier men is there any hope for us regular women? With JLo at least, i feel this is Karma doing a number on her fat arse.
Wendy said her source is incredibly credible and stands by this story 100%.
YAY for beautiful Peter O'Brien marrying Miranda Otto! I was shattered - I've had a crush on him since I was about 5, and he's a good South Aussie boy - but I like Miranda, so I'll deal with it! LOL!
Awww cute couple:
And congrats to Rachel Griffiths -she rocks! Love this - "Her publicist said there was no best man or bridesmaids as "the bride believes that women in their 30s should never appear in matching dresses". LMAO!
People are still talking about the witty cake that actor Kate Fischer had for her 30th birthday party at the end of last year.
According to guests, it was in the shape of a wedding cake featuring a solo Kate perched at the top with a lot of her ex-beaus clambering up the sides.
Curiously, cricketer and fashion name Brett Lee, whom Kate was linked to earlier this year, was closest to the top, while some of the unfortunate chaps on the lower levels had knives sticking out of them and blood gushing from the wounds.
so that little article was all going quite nicely in a pleasantly.. err.. quirky way until the thing about knives and blood gushing from the liddle figures!! LOL!!!!!!
Who the hell is Kate Fischer (sp?)?? She's funny as hell! LOL
She's kinda famous for not doing much..she hosted cartoon show for awhile, and dated rich aussie bloke's son, James Packer, for a while. But now apparently she's an "actor" and is in a new film with celeb BB legend Dylan Lewis.
K, so I emailed that 2 a couple of u young ladies - but I'm bored so I'm sharin it again! LOL!
"Matt's Ben belted
HAVE pals MATT DAMON and BEN AFFLECK fallen out?
Both sported shiners when they were spotted in LA but neither said how they got them.
When asked if his bruise hurt, Ben just said: “Yes.” And Matt said even less when quizzed on leaving a film set.
A source on Matt’s new movie Stuck On You, in which he plays a Siamese twin alongside GREG KINNEAR, told me: “Matt seemed in a lot of pain. He wouldn’t say what happened, making it even more intriguing.”
Ben and Matt have been friends for years and jointly won a 1998 screenplay Oscar for Good Will Hunting."
Awwwwww I hope they haven't had a fight...i don't reckon they would have but if they have it's all that JLO's fault! LOL!
hehehehehehe.
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