OK girls, because this thing is EXCEEDINGLY huge I'm not gonna bog down BOTH forums with it!!
So instead I shall provide you with a healthy link to dear old Mavis where you may read it as much as you wish.
Feel free to post random replies wherever and whenever you want.
The Mother of ALL Write Ups =
http://www.network54.com/Hide/Forum/thread?forumid=151028&messageid=1050603366&lp=1050603554