For all of u who don't know, Bec's fave show is 2 Guys and A Girl (formerly 2 guys, a girl and a pizza place) - well one of her fave shows anyway.

And Bec is very excited that it's coming back on tv, even tho she's seen every ep, and has 99% on tape...which is dumb really but tis Bec we're talking about.

Bec btw is suffering from weird arse ear problem making her dizzy and out of it, and making her speak in the 3rd person even tho she hates that.

Anyways, onto Berg and Pete awesomeness....

BERG:"I wanted to be the best man at his wedding. I wanted to be Uncle Berg to his kids. He'd say 'no soda' And I'd give them soda. Now no one gets soda." AWWWWWWWWWW Bec loves Berg!

PETE: "You guys need a hobby."
BERG: "We have one. You. You're non-toxic, fun for all ages and come completely assembled." Aww Poor pete!

LMAO Sharon's a shocker - she works for a totally UN ENVIRONMENTALLY friendly company -

Pete:"The guy killed his first bear by the time he was 10".
Sharon:"so, I killed 2,000 whales by the time I was 23".

Pete (Dressed as an elephant): "I'm never gonna forget this"
Berg : "Of course you won't, youre an elephant"

BERG: There's no blueprint for life! Okay, first it's miosis. Out of the womb, snip. Then you get a big ol' aneurysm and you slump over your desk! Okay, everything in between just happens, Pete -- enjoy it." LOL interesting outlook!

PETE: "Most architects, when they graduate, they only have a bunch of blueprints. I am going to have a 12,000 square foot resume."
BERG: "Man, you're gonna need one hell of a manila envelope."

BERG: "Sharon hasn't been around all week, so I couldn't score stamps"
PETE: "Oh. Oh, well listen....I'll give you the name of her connection. The post office!" LMAO!

BERG: (to SHARON) "You, too shy? I've seen you offend construction workers."

BERG: "These Milli Vanilli guys are awesome. It's like their music sounds so effortless. You know? It's like they're not even singing."

BERG: "Help me pick a new major, No, I'm serious. I need to make a decision, go ahead pick a major, any major."
PETE: "Russian Economics."
BERG: "Phew, glad that's over with."
LOL SOOOO BERG!

BERG: "After you have a drink with us."
SHARON: "I can't drink."
BERG: "Then why are you in college?"

PSYCHO-BERG: "I've got a lot to do, alright? What, you think killing sprees just happen?!"

BERG: "Look at me, ok, I can't eat, I can't sleep. I'm a wreck. I mean, sure I still look good, but that's just genetics."
LOVE BERG

VENITA: (to BERG) "Come on! We're all adults here!"
BERG: "No... you're pretty much the only one!"

SHARON: "I want everyone to know that I am just here for Berg."
ASHLEY: "Well, why do you think I'm here?"
SHARON: "According to the Bible, to balance good."

ROBERT GOULET (on touring, to IRENE): "I miss my cats. I have seven, you know."
IRENE (excitedly): "Really?!!! Wow! Between the two of us, we have almost FIFTY cats!"
I loved Irene's freakishness!

BERG: "Hi, My name is Berg, and I'm addicted to messing with Pete."

PETE (referring to BERG): It's genetic. His grandfather on his mother's side is 3/4 obnoxious.

Ok Bec's stopping now...

bec xxx

When it says Bec's not well, it means she's physically sick, not mentally unbalanced...but u could be forgiven for thinking that wasn't clear.

Bec xxx

HA HA HA HA HA

but thanks!
chatting to you and you're bored - fantastic!
Sorry I dribbled on with my crappy stories - hahahaha

Awwww!

I just explained to u that u were on the phone when I wrote the above drivvle! And Bee was on the phone. Pair of chatterboxes you are!

Bec xxx

i wrote b4 u explained!!

not my fault i get drunk calls!

Tis ok, Bec understands. Bec just didn't want everyone else (all 3 of them) to think Bec was mean.

Is Bec irritating anyone else but herself?

Bec xxx

LOL Bec!!!!! Fantastic new thread here!!

"I've got a lot to do, alright? What, you think killing sprees just happen?!" will soon be making it's appearance as my MSN name! LOL! (that's sure to freak some people out!!)

LMAO - I love that one!

I pretty much everything Berg ever said tho lol! And my grandma loves everything Pete ever said (she has an itttty bitttty crush...which she shows by walking into a room when I'm watching a tape and going "Not those 2 rabbits again!"...then sitting down and giggling at Pete...tis so cute to watch!)

Bec xxx

Hhehehe very sorry for being a chatterbox, twas christopher, we are always chatterboxes lol

How funny!!!!!

BERG: "We have one. You. You're non-toxic, fun for all ages and come completely assembled."
LOL - I used that (or similar) in my footy show application! - it obv worked! lol!!
LOVE THAT SHOW!!
Will be bringin you quotes soon!

HOW DID U MANAGE TO PUT THAT IN APPLICATION?????????

U'll know this one Tris...my fave scene ever is when Berg wants Pete to plan a parade for him..and puts it in Pete's diary lol!

I LOVE MICHAEL BERGIN! and Pete Dunville of course!

Bec xxx

lol at you folks!

i've watched 2 guys and a girl a couple of times, and liked it. but never had the chance to get into it. Maybe i should find that chance!

lol - I had to do a letter that would stand out - i think i said something along the lines of - "I can give you all this and more in one completly assembled, non-toxic, fun for all ages package"

LMAO Tris!

And yep, Lou, u should get into Two Guys (lol forget the girl...she irritates me a bit at times) -any way u can, right now, immediately!!!!

Bec xxx

Just found another fave bit of mine - back in the days when Berg was earning money by having drugs tested on him!

Berg: [About his use of an asthma inhaler] You know how they say not to exceed the daily recommended dosage?
Pete: Yeah?
Berg: Well I'm the guy... who exceeds it so they know why they shouldn't!

Bec xxx

Huge YAY for Lou using a Bergism!!!!

bec xxx

LOL, well I did say I was gonna!!!! I stick to my word, me!

cant believe i forgot to tape last nite!!!!! feck!
lol - another:
Berg: "HOly Incompatibility Batman!"

LOL I love that one. I just love Berg and Pete!

Bec xxx

lol did you mean to put your posting name as 'berg' there? Or was it a freudian slip?

LOL I had Berg fever! (and it was accidental lol)

YAY coz Scrubs is back tonight! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY! (LOL obviously I'm not quite as obsessed with that as I am 2 Guys, coz I may have accidently posted my name as Newbie lol!)

Bec xxx

lol bec! Sometimes if I'm focussing a thread on replying to someone, and like the first line of my reply is "Bec...." then I accidentally will write "Bec" as my name. Not coz I think I'm you, or coz I'm THAT obsessed with you (though I do think you're rather great!) but just coz my mind is thinking that name so it just happens... lol!!

"Who would win in a fight between Thora Hird and Dale Winton?" LOL - fantastic Q asked by the crazy guy Christian on the crazy channel I found. (Thora Hird is maybe dead now - no one knows! lol - but she's an old lady from Last of the Summer Wine.. and did Stannah Stair Lift ads. Dale Winton is a big girls blouse.)

I agree with Christian - "Thora would take Dale!"

A few quotes from a totaly different show.

"Very well, if you walked into a nuclear missile showroom you would buy Trident - it's lovely, it's elegant, it's beautiful. It is quite simply the best. And Britain should have the best. In the world of the nuclear missile it is the Saville Row suit, the Rolls Royce Corniche, the Château Lafitte 1945. It is the nuclear missile Harrods would sell you. What more can I say?"


"It used to be said there were two kinds of chairs to go with two kinds of Ministers: one sort that folds up instantly, the other sort goes round and round in circles."

"Well, Minister, in practical terms we have the usual six options: One, do nothing. Two, issue a statement deploring the speech. Three, lodge an official protest. Four, cut of aid. Five, break off diplomatic relations. And six, declare war. Well, if we do nothing we implicitly agree with the speech. Two, if we issue a statement we'll just look foolish. Three, if we lodge a protest it'll be ignored. Four, we can't cut of aid because we don't give them any. Five, if we break off diplomatic relations we can't negotiate the oil rig contracts. And six, if we declare war it might just look as though we were over-reacting."

"Politicians like to panic, they need activity. It's their substitute for achievement."

"First of all, you have to sort out the smooth running of the hospital. Having patients around would be no help at all."

Bernard Woolley: "Shall I file it?"
Jim Hacker: "File it? Shred it!"
Bernard Woolley: "Shred it??"
Jim Hacker: "Nobody must ever be able to find it again."
Bernard Woolley: "In that case, Minister, I think it is best I file it."

"Ministers are not experts. They are chosen expressly because they know nothing."

Oh I love Bernard. He's such a sweetie!!!

I love this thread, just read all through it again.. I love Bec's insanity in the first post, and then the 'i meant physically unwell, not mentally... but i can see how that might have been unclear' LOL

Bernard wil never be as good as sir humphry though.

Humphrey's cool, agreed. Hmm.. maybe they're on an even parr?

I'd also like to say that I have no idea who Mr Mystery is. So well done on that

Who are Bernard and Humphrey???

Bec xxx

I ADORE Arrested Development...sooooo brilliantly funny! Had to share some bits with you all!

Lindsay Funke: You know, we're not the only ones destroying trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist, why don't you go club a few beavers?

Michael is asked to take over the family business
Michael: I'm moving to Phoenix. I got a job.
There is an awkward silence
Michael: Something you apply for and they pay you to... Never mind, I don't want to ruin the surprise.


Lindsay Funke: Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.
Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want the belt to buckle, not your chair.

George Sr.: You should have seen the face he made when - well, he's my twin brother, I'll show you!

Lucille: You tricked me.
Michael: I deceived you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.


getting off the phone with George Sr
Michael: What'd he say?
George Michael: Well, if I clean it up, it really isn't a sentence.

Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

Michael Bluth: Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Lucille Bluth: It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.

George Bluth, Sr.: Michael, this is my brother! Do you know what it's like to have a sibling who has no source of income except for you?
Michael Bluth: Just one? No. No idea. It sounds wonderful, though.

Narrator: Gob, getting the feeling he could not return a completely frozen dead dove to a pet store and get the full refund the felt he was entitled to, decided to join him.

Michael: The only thing I found in the refrigerator was a dead dove in a bag.
Gob: You didnt eat that dove, did you? I only have 6 days to return it!

Michael: We're gonna go on a fishing trip.
George Michael: Why? What did I do?

Narrator: Tobias was a never nude, which is exactly what it sounds like.

Michael: Tell me the truth. There's been a lot of lying in this family
Lucille: And a lot of love.
Michael: More lies.

Michael Bluth: Mom wanted me to tell you she doesn't care whether you live or die, but if you're not dead, she would like to see you at the courthouse tomorrow in a blue sweater.
Buster: Dammit! I hate the blue sweater!
Michael Bluth: She said it would look nice with the gray pants.
Buster: Dammit! She's right!

Barry Zuckerkorn: It would help if you all showed up, looking like a loving, supportive family.
Lucille: For how long?
Barry Zuckerkorn: Ten minutes.
Lucille: See if you can get it down to five.

Michael: You want to be in charge?
Gob: Yeah.
Michael: You want to deal with what I deal with? A sister who takes your money and throws it away. A mother who you can't trust. A company whose founder may be on trial for treason. Is that what you want?
Gob: What kind of vacation time does it offer?

discussing evidence that links George Sr. to Saddam Hussain
George Sr.: Well, Saddam owed us money.
Michael: And you didn't realize that he wouldn't pay?
George Sr.: You mom had a good feeling about him.

Michael: What have we always said is the most important thing?
George Michael Bluth: Breakfast
Michael: Family
George Michael Bluth: Oh, right. Family. I thought you meant of the things you eat

Tobias Fünke: Good news, everyone! I recently came into some money, but unfortunately, I cant say how or where my wedding ring is...

George Sr.: Don't get involved. Believe me. When I thought your first wife was pulling us apart, I did not make a stink.
Michael: You complained all the time and she was my only wife and she died.
George Sr.: Well, see? Things have a way of working themselves out.

Bec xxx