Equity Bank has improved its state of the art ATMs that are programmed in Kikuyu! The Kamba version is coming soon! The ATMs have rejected the Luo and Luhya version therefore an expert has to be brought in from UK or US to solve the problem.
The Kikuyu service goes like this:
"...theca namba cia mbini..."
" Urenda mbeca cigana ", options are
-Kamfifty?
-Igana?
-Kiamatano?
-Gakiri?
Ona kana -mbao?
Ino ni fengi ya athini, tiga thooooni.......thura tu!
If you put the wrong code, you get this message,
-Tiga wana, ni ngumeria kadi yaku.
If you key in more money than you have,
- ii kai mundu uyu urenda atia, tiga uichi, itia tu o mbeca iria ui winacio
When it asks you to key in your pin number
- theca namba cia mbini wakorwo niuraciririkana. Akorwo ni atm kadi ya mundu
uiyite na riu ni kungesi namba, io kadi nongumeria!!
When you have no funds.
-uumuthi eitha ukuinuka maguru kana umenye kuria ukuiya mbeca. Wiriga kuiga
mbeca ri?? nikii? kai utari thoni? Inuka!
When you just want to know the balance.
-balansi yaku gwatigara mirongo itano tu, urutite ciothe nginya depositi iria
ya iyo na riu no thitima na maratathi ma Equity urahuthira, kwananga! CONOKA
MUNO!!
When you have withdrawn some cash & you do not require a receipt.
-oooo tuge niwamenya ndunatigia ona dururu!!!! ha ha ha
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