In The Life Of A Typical Kenyan

You know you are a Typical Kenyan if.......

1. You own a Toyota Auto-Motorbilia coz it cheap maintenance
2. Your dream car is a Toyota Prado or a Benz.
3. Your dream is to construct a rental flat somewhere in Nairobi coz you think that it the only cash cow now and in the future.
4. You want or you have already built a Mansion in Kitengela where you will retire.
5. You are married to a well eaten wife (fat around the stomach area),coz a your society believe you are a good provider if your wife is fat.
6. Your want to get only two kids one girl and one boy.
7. You drink the first 10 days of the month only.
8. You believe your biggest achievement is to go to U.S.
9. You visit your parent once in a year and to be specific December only.
10. You want to walk down the aisle so that other people can talk about it.
11. You own a Kitenge garment for going to church.
12. You are a member in a certain Mary-Go-Round (no matter how well or less defined it is).
You want to get rich not wealthy.

If you score 60% and above you have been deemed a Typical Kenyan.