Gal, bado unazurura pande za Kayuyu Bar?
l hear you are now thinking of doing a roaring business of catnapping and selling the bakas to Kenyans?
(Carolenny Entrapenuas Inc.)
Am still trying to absorb the wedding of the year as l cant believe the lows we have sunk!
Meanwhile, l dont know if you saw this from one of our sistas?
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October 15 2009 at 8:59 AM Kamami
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Mid-Life Crisis??
February 7 2009 at 10:32 PM Murembo
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Im 45 years old Londonder single-woman with all the functions of a healthy kenyan-born-female. Andu aitu, I cannot sleep at night because of "wanting". What shall i say? from midnight till morning my body is sexually on fire!!! I have tried a few East London men but they make it worse-10 minutes-Finis!!!what shall I do? Nikienda kwa GP anasema Mid-Life crisis!! nikii kiu?
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Mutua
Kofia February 8 2009, 12:52 PM
Kofia Mbaya you want. You must get in touch with the woman man now. He is world reknown for satisfying unsatisfied women even those whose hubbies can only manage 5 minutes na kwisha!
Just get yourself at Serengeti Bar in Northampton and look for any Kikuyu looking drunkard and hurra you problems shall be sorted.
Caveat though. Found out if he is not on night duty at that care home. The oldies need him more than you. Least they die of hypothermia! LOL
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The StiG
Re: Mid-Life Crisis?? February 8 2009, 1:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMWqxyX7jPE
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goattie
Re: Mid-Life Crisis?? February 8 2009, 3:35 PM
Sio kwa ubaya but dont you think at that age you should be hanging your boots?As you say you have done quite a few laps in east london,dont you think if you were that hot,someone whould have taken you off the shelf?Stop dreaming of irrelevant issues and if it bothers you that much,get yourself a toy.Seriously by now you should be thinking of your retirement.
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kanyoni
kofia mbaya October 15 2009, 5:38 PM
yes he is the one who satifies all tucucus here, as adviced go to golden inn, serengeti or oxford nhs care home and wait there he will work you well but you have to pay him
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