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the contract

October 28 2009 at 5:12 PM
thede wa senye 

i have a question 4 all o u folks ?
if two grown up peeps come 2gether
have a verbal or written agreement between them selves 2 full fill certain obligations in the privacy of their quarters who are u or me or we 2 interfere ?
take a case in point.
wen i was young lad i was as randy n dandy as fack n so was my girl.
so me n her had this agreement between us that
if she felt like it (sex)i should give it 2 her straight up- pronto with out delays, hussels,excuses or any fuss or buts.
-at first i thought i was the luckiest man alive but as days rolled in 2 months and months in 2 a year
i realised that this verbal/ contract was causing me a lot of sadness, unhappiness,resentment,stress and how ever hard i tried 2 change it she bluntly refused.
-so after a nite of heavy romance n hot passion i managed 2 ratify this contract 2 include a clause
-that when am spreading my love 2 her (sexzing) under no circumstances should she stop me until i had finnished (climaxed ).kazi eyen delee taratibu
-and as it happens with most couples ,there r some seasons wen a man wants it 24-7
-b-fore breakfast-after break fast
10 oclock t.break.,lunch time .
and some times we r at it 4 many hours whacking it in and out,thrusting hard n fast drilling in deep .and drinking direct from the well of passion
but i come 2 realise that this chick used 2 grab da joy stick like the gear liver in her litto fiat uno n swing it up or down in position either 2 no 1 ole or no 2
-so as to allow the other ole no-2 to release heat,fumes,water just like the exaust of her fiat uno releases wen she fires the engine.
-so whoose buzzne is it 2 come n critisize.
some of this women and men shouting louder than others could b harbouring the gay gene
what u call repressive homosexual gene.
-this are the guys who go 4 a pint n then turn gay .(after 9 pints)
then next morning they come back home n tell wife n kids
sorry folks ur dad is gay n is divorcing ur mum 2 get married 2 a man from khatmandhu,bobay,hindia
take it or leave it

 
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