I the legendary cat have always wanted to investigate the Yakuma dreamer but for reasons known to me only, and the distance, I can't sail across the pond unfortunately. I therefore, in my capacity as leader of bad lads in this forum have decide to organise an impromptu fundraiser(known to these shores as a whip round) in my local boozer. I am confident that Pato, Jeronimo, echo and other like-minded fellas bored to death by the fantasy farmer will avail themselves and chip in.
The cash collected will be wired to Obamaland to help meet the cost of inter-city/state travel for those who will be willing to travel to Yakipchoge valley to unearth this Dundori/Turaga type farmer on our behalf. I know Muremi and Chief won't let us down. I know serowa will be willing to even spend her own cash. I trust the good kenyans based in the USA won't fail us. The Yakuma dreamer must be found.
The assignment won't be hard for those who have started quaking and wetting their briefs. All that is needed is for the investigation team to dock in Yakuma and walk around the valley's rolling farms. If you come across a slim, hunched, pale forty-something black dude with thin brownish hair and yellow teeth, stop and look closely. If the dude is mounted on an old nag, riding side by side with an old 'Witch of Oz' mounted a white old mare with two chotara lads on wooly ponies in tow, the investigation team may pack up and go home and Paka will forever keep his peace.
