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UK BORDER

April 3 2012 at 12:17 PM
John 

LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.



IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.



IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.



IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.



IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.



IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.



IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.



IF YOU CROSS THE BRITISH BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ?
A JOB,A DRIVERS LICENCE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,
CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN LONDON, BILLIONS OF POUNDS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.


 
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bnmg

Re: UK BORDER

April 3 2012, 3:11 PM 

wangu in mwisho.God bless her

 
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Abuero

re NICE ONE

April 3 2012, 3:45 PM 

Rated the best....I love it!

 
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heho

Re: UK BORDER

April 3 2012, 3:55 PM 

What are you implicating looser!I can bet you were once an illegal yourself so bugg off you bastard!

 
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Muthoni

UK BOARDEr

April 3 2012, 8:33 PM 

I do salute U.
U are a genius.

 
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Anonymous Coward

Re: UK BORDER

April 4 2012, 12:08 PM 

Typical copy n paste,next time be creative

 
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