Howardfull, come join me in a glorious Jehova's golden shower

I am very suck-cessful. Like you, I too abhor non-sexual, non-censensual violence. I also love to swallow piss and semen. I have swallowed much outpouring of men's glorious internal pain in the interest of humanitarian causes, including untied donation of fiscal aid, albeit into my own back pocket. Come be my man Howardfull. Let me master you. I will do anything you want to please you.
Teach me how to please you. By the sweat of my brow, and the gravel-rash on my knees, together
Jehova and I will enter and forever change your miserable life. We will protect you from all harm and evil, not to mention the unwanted influence of other women in your life, including your wife and mother. Come to us now Howard.. please come share some late afternoon delight as the sun sets over the harbour.. We are waiting in POM for you, here and now.....please phone me baby. I am your's, SUCK-INDRAH of POM