NIUGUINEANS WILL FOLLOW A PROPER RELIGIONMay 14 2009 at 6:17 PM
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NGRA proposes to combine the best of Christianity, traditional beliefs, and whatever additional beliefs we think are necessary and create a proper melanesian religion.
The government will guide the teaching of this new melanesian religion to all Niuguinean citizens. Government churches will be built in each village. Pastors who can teach this religion properly will be trained in a special world class training center which we will build in Port Moresby.
Pastor training will take approximatly 6-8 years. All pastors will be provided with proper teaching materials. When posted to a village for their work, they will be given a high covenant house with modern conveniences and appropriate computer equipment to help them with their religious teachings.
All pastors will be required to report to the government on a yearly basis to discuss any deviations from the official melanesian religion that may be detected.
Those Niuguineans who show proper following of all teachings of the new melanesian religion will be rewarded with a very high award given at a yearly ceremony at the newly reconstructed NGRA stadium (formerly John Guise stadium).
We will try to find a Niuguinean who can be taught to conduct huge rallies throughout the country to get the town people more interested in the new religion.
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|May 14 2009, 8:41 PM |
Excellent! Please sign me up to be one of these pastors but I will be needing a 4 bedroom house if possible. Ta.
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