As this guy goes out hunting one day, like he has done many times before, his wife stops him and says: Honey, I think I would like to go hunting with you some time, just to see what its like.
The guy says OK, and a week later, he takes her to get her hunter safety course, hunting license, gun, and camo.
The next weekend, they go out hunting.
When they get there, they walk around quietly looking for deer.
After walking around for awhile and not seeing anything, the guy says to his wife: I'll go this way and you go that way. If you get anything, yell, and I'll come and help you with it.
She says OK and he goes one way, and she goes the other way.
After about ten minutes he hears a shot, and his wife starts yelling.
He runs over where his wife is, and he sees her, and another guy arguing over something.
She says: THIS IS MY DEER, I SHOT IT. And the other guy says: YOU SHOT IT, BUT IT'S NOT YOUR DEER.
And it goes back and forth. ITS MINE. NO IT'S NOT. YES IT IS. NO IT'S NOT. YES IT IS. NO IT'S NOT. YES IT IS.
And after a few minutes of this, the guy finally says: OK FINE LADY, YOU CAN HAVE IT, IT'S YOUR DEER. (down)
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Just let me get my saddle off of it.