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Fuck you, William Gates.

November 30 2002 at 10:49 PM
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Up the ass, with a splintery, acid-soaked, rusty-nail spiked broomstick.

Fuck your company, fuck your word processor with its I-Know-Better-Than-You-Ever-Could features so-called, and most especially fuck your inescapable house-of-cards OS that punishes and destroys anyone who dares attempt to do without Windows Word and its autosave.

The third Frost story will involve James Bond.

Blessed be.
-n
(I want my computer back.)

 
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Re: Fuck you, William Gates.

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November 30 2002, 11:29 PM 

>The third Frost story will involve James Bond.

Which James Bond? Connery, Lazenby, Moore, Dalton or Brosnan?

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December 1 2002, 12:46 AM 

>>The third Frost story will involve James Bond.

>Which James Bond? Connery, Lazenby, Moore, Dalton or Brosnan?

Probably Brosnan. Connery, to my mind, can certainly -sound- and -act- like Bond, but I don't think he really -looks- the part. Something about the shape of his face. I can't really call Lazenby or Moore to mind, which means either that I didn't see the movies (in which case they have no hold over my casting), I did see them but it was too long ago to remember (ditto), or I saw them but they weren't good enough to really register in my conciousness (so ditto). I'm quite fond of Dalton-as-Bond, but IIRC he didn't do more than a couple of films, and anyway Brosnan's better.

Blessed be.
-n
(This is, of course, spurred by my seeing the newest one. Whee!)
((Yes, I am feeling better. But I still want -my- computer back.))

 
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December 1 2002, 1:07 PM 

a) not even with a very large barge pole

b) I slightly prefer Dalton to Brosnan, but there's not much in it, and Brosnan's done, what, four movies to Dalton's two.

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December 1 2002, 8:05 PM 

>b) I slightly prefer Dalton to Brosnan, but there's
>not much in it, and Brosnan's done, what, four movies
>to Dalton's two.

Well, both Dalton and Brosnan had the poor luck to take over the role after the Cold War ended and all the fun Free-World-Against-Evil-Commies bullshit had evaporated for the most part. And Dalton *really* got shafted in terms of scripts, I think.



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Word Exorcism

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December 2 2002, 9:47 PM 

Tools-> AutoCorrect and its subsections are the source of most of the 'I-know-more-than-you' crap Word dishes out, and hunt around Tools-> Options [the Save tab IIRC, but I don't feel like firing up Word just now] to axe most of the Autosavey garbage.

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If only.

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December 2 2002, 10:33 PM 

Leaving aside the load time, which is four to five times that of Notepad... (enough to be a grade A PITA)

It won't save as text. No *.txt for you!

Well, that's no really true, but it's much more trouble than it's worth.

Besides, the crashing isn't really an issue on my personal machine - I was pissed because I had written the opening scene for the proposed Bond cross in grand old Bond style, and then the computer I was using (which -wasn't- my usual) decided to be a bitch. Gone.

Besides, it wasn't my computer, so part of the point was not to save anything.

Honestly, I'm rather happy with my comp - it hasn't crashed once since I switched to Mozilla.

Blessed be.
-n

 
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