So,

you admit that squatch is a primate, the five toed ones anyway, and not paranormal. And you say that to be primate they must have 5 toes. Well check this link out, http://uts.cc.utexas.edu/~bramblet/ant301/seven.html#anchor1842003
This link states the number of the toes must match the number of fingers to be a primate. Curioser and curiouser.
I think there are a large number of folks living overseas that are born with six fingers and 5 toes that would disagree.
And to say that the 3 toed and 4 toed aren't related to the 5 toed is a bit premature don't you think?
There are always exceptions to the scientific rule. Such as mammals don't lay eggs. Gosh, somebody better run tell the platypus this earth shattering revelation.
I posted earlier that you cannot make a logical deduction unless it has already been thought out beforehand by someone else and put into a book. I retract that. You can't make a logical deduction period. More than likely it isn't your fault. Schizophrenic disorders cause people to hear voices[like you], see things that aren't there[like you] and make outlandish claims[like you].
Consider me a newbie all you want, but this much is clear, I'll wager I get tons more respect from the folks who have known me the short time I've been online than you've gotten all the years you've been seen as a crackpot and flake.
BTW, I don't drink, period. You shouldn't either, it aggravates the schizo disorder something fierce so I undertand.