The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.
After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in
here?!?" "You'll wake your mother" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed,

Two Hillbillies from Kentucky walk into the local bar to wash the dust from their throats and grab a beer. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about current cattle prices.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the Hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swalla?"

The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The Hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks in a circular motion.

The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick' maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."

Yoh wanda...
I bettcha it would have worked even better if one Hilly Billy licked the Hind of the other Hilly billy...hahahaa (imagine) gross aye..
Probably have everybody else in spasms.....ewwww....
(I just had to say it)

----yuk!!!! if they did the mutual lick, they would still be pickin the butt hairs out !!!

YEah and end up with Butt breath for a month...hahahahaaa