We probably all get the same type of e-mails from fraudsters along the lines of "I want to buy ten of your Rolex watches, pay with credit card, and have them shipped to my brother in a country far, far away..", but this one made me chuckle:
John Smith is my name and I am sending this email to you in regards to some clocks I will wish to order from your shop. Kindly send me the lists and prices of the Long Case Clocks you have available for-sale.
If that may be a problem for you to do,then I will kindly ask you to email me back with your website so that I can search through and choose the pianos that will suit what I really want to order.
I hope to hear from you soon and also do you take Credit Card as form of payment?
NOTE: Try and get me the prices of Cheapest Antique Bookcase you have available!
Sorry, Mr Smith, but we've just sold out of 19th century, time-telling, music-playing, long-case, book-stands...