1. I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
2. He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends
3. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
4. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
5. “Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”