God says: "I am going to give you something that will give you the greatest pleasure. You will be able to have multiple orgasms, and with it, you will be able to control men at your very whim. It is a Vagina."
Eve asked: "What is the bad news?"
God replied:. "I am going to place it within 4 inches of youre ar$ehole."
you appear have as fine an appreciatiion of the ridiculousness of the human condition, as I have.
By the way; that comment of mine was original. I dreamt it up as I typed it. Unless, during a long life, I have heard something similar and forgotten that I had. (Senility!! Who me??)
The one I like, is the story of the old woman in a nutsing homeL Her Grandson and his wife went to her room in the place, to find her going hammer and tongs at it, with some old codger.
They complained to the nurse, who, with the usual commendable lack of delicacy that nurses display. Bawled from one end of the ward to the other, in a voice that would strip the paint off a battleship. "MATRON!!! OLD Mrs. BROWN IS AT IT AGAIN!!" Thereby establishing, wthout shadow of doubt, that it was not an isolated occurence.
Strangely, the grandson and his wife, seemed to be more offended by the gusto with which she was going about it, than the fact that she was still doing it.
Weird....Our expectations of how others should act.
and god turned to the fool beside her and said unto you mate:
Im giving something that will give you the wildest pleasure - drive you crazy , you will do anything to keep it satisfied.
it will also give so grief and pain - fights , children you wont even know you have .. and funnily enough - Im putting this thing inches fromy our arse HOLE!..
aww one more thing - Im also giving other few selected man - the undenable and overwehlming desire to hunt you ares down for some pleasure for themselves - cant say you'll enjoy it thou. LOL
And then satan came n said, Im gona create a human being 2, n name him Ralph Hamilton, and said m gona give u a kant and a big potrudimg cliitoris as big as a kok, so u can wrte stupid jokes about man and women and it will both refer to u coz ur a shemale.
hahaha Aww Ralph darling lol... settle down darling coz your last comment just insulted your first original bost!! Shemale!? hahah come on now!!!... why dont you just create a tranny with both dick and boobs LOL
Its a cruel wolrd out there - someone will always have something to say about what ever tickles your fency - weather it be a chick with a *** **** 4 inches away that may seem funny to you LOL or male with a dick and a ******* (god forbide!!) thats even more funny when there is Gay hunting *** ****s or gays & trannies who are just happy to get any sort of action LOL
I Do love your joke but i love my response better ! LOL