GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS


God says to Adam, "I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?"

Adam says, "Tell me the good news first."

God says, "I'm going to give you a penis and a brain. You'll derive from these great pleasure and great intellect."

Adam replies, "Wonderful! But what's the bad news?"

God says, "I'm only going to give you enough blood supply to work one at a time."

so......

Where is that ?in the bible? Or is a joke, cause if it is a joke then it must be the dumest joke ever

And God said to Eve:

"I have good news an bad news for you."

Eve said: "Give me the good news first.

God says: "I am going to give you something that will give you the greatest pleasure. You will be able to have multiple orgasms, and with it, you will be able to control men at your very whim. It is a Vagina."

Eve asked: "What is the bad news?"

God replied:. "I am going to place it within 4 inches of youre ar$ehole."

Regards......Ralph.

Ha!ha!Ha....Ralph

Ralph, I guess yr mama laughs at this joke everytime you tell her!

hehehe...Ralph's mama has heard it countless no. of times.

Bro that was a KILLER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Trupla man....sure ralph, men/women create joke to laugh at our foolishess....
yu got one why God placed your (men's)prick near your (men's)ar$ehole?
'meri nating'

Haha MN,
you appear have as fine an appreciatiion of the ridiculousness of the human condition, as I have.

By the way; that comment of mine was original. I dreamt it up as I typed it. Unless, during a long life, I have heard something similar and forgotten that I had. (Senility!! Who me??)

The one I like, is the story of the old woman in a nutsing homeL Her Grandson and his wife went to her room in the place, to find her going hammer and tongs at it, with some old codger.

They complained to the nurse, who, with the usual commendable lack of delicacy that nurses display. Bawled from one end of the ward to the other, in a voice that would strip the paint off a battleship. "MATRON!!! OLD Mrs. BROWN IS AT IT AGAIN!!" Thereby establishing, wthout shadow of doubt, that it was not an isolated occurence.

Strangely, the grandson and his wife, seemed to be more offended by the gusto with which she was going about it, than the fact that she was still doing it.

Weird....Our expectations of how others should act.

Life was meant to be funny......Ralph.

If life was MEANT to be funny, as you say, who's the entity that made this decision?

ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,ME,

Bless you my son......Ralph.

Trupla man, Ralph...there is some flaw here and some truths.

Its your society's mistake for putting them oldies in a nursing home...so the nurses and the matrons get to get offended about the vitality of old ones..hahahaha

And for the young grand sons...go build yourself your own hause and 'live' in it so you can get to enjoy and ply your energies without offending anyone...hahaha

As the Englishmen say "a mans' house is his castle"...so we natives say "you want to be a man...build yourself your own house"...hahahaha
Maski mekim guria lo hous blo papa!

Finally, Maski man or meri ilapun ...em ken whip yet lo haus blong em!

I think my answer to my question to you (above post) has been answered (below post by annonymous) Ah..men's insatiable appetite!!!
'meri nating'

and god turned to the fool beside her and said unto you mate:

Im giving something that will give you the wildest pleasure - drive you crazy , you will do anything to keep it satisfied.
it will also give so grief and pain - fights , children you wont even know you have .. and funnily enough - Im putting this thing inches fromy our arse HOLE!..

aww one more thing - Im also giving other few selected man - the undenable and overwehlming desire to hunt you ares down for some pleasure for themselves - cant say you'll enjoy it thou. LOL

Do i hear a AMEN WOMAN!!!

Amen!
Ralph, this ones got the prize! Haaahaaaa
mn

And then satan came n said, Im gona create a human being 2, n name him Ralph Hamilton, and said m gona give u a kant and a big potrudimg cliitoris as big as a kok, so u can wrte stupid jokes about man and women and it will both refer to u coz ur a shemale.

hahaha Aww Ralph darling lol... settle down darling coz your last comment just insulted your first original bost!! Shemale!? hahah come on now!!!... why dont you just create a tranny with both dick and boobs LOL

Its a cruel wolrd out there - someone will always have something to say about what ever tickles your fency - weather it be a chick with a *** **** 4 inches away that may seem funny to you LOL or male with a dick and a ******* (god forbide!!) thats even more funny when there is Gay hunting *** ****s or gays & trannies who are just happy to get any sort of action LOL

I Do love your joke but i love my response better ! LOL

Wanbel chol!
Rait meri

Anon,
THIS....Will come as an immense surprise to my wife.

Regards......Ralph.

hahahaha - NOW thats funny !!! LOL...

all I can say: madi ones ya ! hihihi