I hope this doesn't gross anybody out.
I find abandoned baby girl, a few minutes old, abandoned in the cold, and the mother is lying dead somewhere. I go in call for help, and the cops find the mother dead, and asked me all kings of questions.
Come to find out, the girl had kept the pregnancy secret from her kid-hating,insanely jealous, abusive beau, and has it outside of hospital environment,
and leaves it abandoned by my door, and I raise the baby. I know I'm weird. What do you think of this
hypothetical situation?"