http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2009/10/27/pakistans_baghdad_bob
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting to you, Athar Abbas, the DG of the ISPR!!
AFAIK, this was the same guy who was first clueless when a journo asked him about the kidnapping of 300 Pakistani soldiers last year. Then said they had been stuck in a landslide, a couple of hours later - It changed to "stuck in rain" and that "They'll be back any day now" and then slowly, to the even more awesome excuse, that some of the soldiers had gone on leave to see their relatives in the area.
Amazing retard this dude is..ROFL
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