The Marine & the insurgent

Subject: The Marine

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious, on the side of the road. On the opposite side de of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and we both took cover in the ditches along the road, me on one side of the road and him on the other.

I yelled over to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, low-life scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left-wing Liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. Then I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!" And there we were, in the middle of the road shaking hands, when a truck hit us!"




A little levity is always a good thing

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Well, that's Bill's fault...

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