"Caption This!" with Tina Armstrong of the "Dead or Alive" games.
August 11 2002 at 4:37 PM No score for this post
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Ah yes this young early 20's female wrestler is a part of the "Dead or Alive" game series. Its a Virtua Fighter-like Fighting game series where despite that just about all the girls are large-breasted (and trust me Ms. Armstrong here isn't different) the "Dead or Alive" games were known to be VERY good (and yes its also from that upcoming soon to be infamous game "Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball" for the XBox). Anyways here are the pics for this WWF Diva-like wrestler who wants hollywood stardom.
And I think that alike what I did with a certain young animated blond woman in the past. (Yes I'm well aware of the BIG differences between Angelica & Tina but hey... and don't worry Opal I certainly don't expect you to do another of your "short stories") I shall do my caps in another time. But I hope you all have fun with this. Bye for now!
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I got these pics from "CG Shrines" where you can get a LOT of pics of girls from various VG girls (and from some animes such as Tenchi Muyo though oddly it has Kiyone & Mihoshi rather then Ayeka & Ryoko, weird huh?) The pics can go in all sorts of ways game/anime screenshots, regular fanart, Hentai (porn), Game modelings, Japanese comics and much more.
The thing is... I won't lie to y'all so yes I will be using this a good amount of times. (But don't worry it certainly won't be the ONLY site I'll get pics from for here on.)
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I'd say this CT is one of "monumental proportions" :)
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August 11 2002, 7:03 PM
#1 The cover of Tina's book, "Reflections: Behind the Silicone."
#2 Tina: Oh, Rock, one day I'll be a multi-million dollar cultural icon who can successfully transition from wresting to film, following in the footsteps of such visionaries like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Terry "Hulk" Hogan.
#3 Although such marvels of science like the vaccines for polio and smallpox, the use of penicillin to fight bacteria, and the mapping of human DNA are found in the AMA Journal, it was the Playboy Spring '03 Special Edition that revealed that Hugh Hefner had indeed developed human cloning and found a "humane" use for it.
#4 Tina: Uh, Lei, this is an odd way to propose, but ok!
#5 Even without the gun, she would still be packing enough to arrest any male without a fight.
#6 Tina, the dominatrix of the future
[Whistles] Nice pics, Pokejedservo!
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Cap 1: Tina (thinking): Okay DOAXBV makers, if I'm going to go a bit beyond toplessness/nudity then you BETTER have one of the males with me cause doing something Playboy-wise may be one thing BUT I AIN'T GOING HUSSLER ON YOU GUYS! Well not unless you pay me an obscene amount of cash! I mean we blond big-breasted sexual-symbolistic bombshells need to have SOME decency! Oh well at least this isn't gold otherwise it look like I'm in a all-yuri "Rocky Horror Picture Show" spoof.
Cap 2: Tina: Just remember Rock that your wife is probably going to kick your @$$ a lot more than I could.
Cap 3: Makes you wonder if there ever were any AO-rated "Dead or Alive" games doesn't it?
Cap 4: It's a small trend to have Lei-Fang as Tina's little sex slave. (Hey at least they're not in catholic attire.) Why do people have young oriental girls get erotically molested by infamous "sex-kittens"? Geez first its Tifa and Yuffie of Final Fantasy 7 now this? Granted this "trend" just started but just you wait they'll make hentai pics & stories out of this yet!
Cap 5: Oh lord, skin-tight black attire? Gun pointing? Assumingly crime-fighting? Please Tina if your going to break into hollywood don't emulate "Anna Nicole Smith" (especially on her "marital choices") then again those who steretype her as a horny bisexual have probably seen "Best in Show".
Cap 6: Now she is a "special guest juggy" on "The Man Show" I think thats a good way to get around in Hollywood...I think. (Then again the odds of her going into true acting fame like Jennifer Tilly and Halle Berry are slim.)
Yes some of them were awfully drawn out but hey it happens. I'll try to get my next CT post to happen real soon.
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I guess I'm the first from the EH Board to come here. Congrats! And, yes, I will caption Tina's pics. I don't own DOA, or even an X-Box, so many thanks for introducing me to probably the only thing (or two) that could change my mind about buying one.
#1: "Well, what are you waiting for? This bikini's not big enough for the both of us... either it goes or you go. Make your choice wisely."
#2: "Sure, I'll lay down for the People's Elbow. That doesn't mean I'll let you connect though. Remember, most wrestlers you face don't have these."
#3: "Is it just me, or are my legs longer than the rest of my body?" "No, of course it's not just you, it's me too!" "You ARE me!" "Hey, at least it'll give the guys something besides our breasts to stare at. Or is that a bad thing?"
#4: "For the absloute LAST time, Lei, you may NOT date my boyfriend! Even if I wasn't giving him all sorts of nightly pleasures, he'd still not want you. He wants someone who can take charge! Now who's your momma?!"
#5: "If you weren't so busy darting your eyes from my waistline to my breasts to the gun I'm holding, you'd see that I'm really emotional right now... either we stay together and you kiss me now, or I'll blast you a hole for a third eye!"
#6: "Hmph! Ryoko's got nothing on me!"
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