#1 Dan: "Here you go folks! My debut album, 'Flash in the Pan,' signed, sealed, delived, it's yours!"
Guy: "This isn't worth anything!"
Dan: "Hey, it's worth millions!
Guy: "Millions of what?"
Dan: "Of...um...[mutters] rubles."
#2 Mother: "Mr. Hibiki! This is a playground. You're scaring the children!"
Dan: "Excuse me for trying to build my fan base, lady."
#3 Dan tries his hand at exuberant appearances in Las Vegas.
#4 Many global analysts were shocked, appalled, and stricken with uncontrollable fits of laughter when it was revealed that, after destroying thousands of busts of Stalin and Lenin, Russians began mass manufacturing statues in the likeness of Dan Hibiki.
#5 Dan Hibiki: The Man With All the Right Moves (actually, just five of them)
#6 Ken: (breathing hard) "Dan, how many more times do I need to throw these matches?"
Dan: "I've told you, as long as it takes until someone sees how skilled I am. Now, don't move, or I might miss you..."
Whew!
Opal Dante