I doff my fedora to your heroic display of CTness...I might have to get something together soon
#1 Ash: [bathing] "La la, la la la LA, LA, LA la"
[The bathroom door bursts open as Gary rushes in, firing water from his pistol.
Ash: "AAAAHHHH! Gary, what are you doing!! Get out of here!"
[Gary rolls on the floor then dives into the bathtub]
Gary: "I know what you're thinking..."
Ash: "That some deranged schizo has warped your mind,"
Gary: "...did he fire five shots or six?"
Ash: "...decided to not only sacrifice any scrap of dignity he may be holding on to..."
Gary: "You have to ask yourself one question:"
Ash: "...but also..."
Gary: "Do you feel lucky?"
Ash: "...wontonly violate my privacy with absolute disregard for civility."
Gary: "Well, do you,
punk ?!"
Ash: "What do you have to say for yourself?"
[Gary shoots water in Ash's face]
#2 Gary, MD: "Hand me those clamps, nurse."
Ash: [faking female voice] "Uh, yes sir, doctor..."
Gary: "Are you coming down with something, Ethel?"
Ash: "Why, uh, no, I'm just, uh, woozy at the sight of so much blood!"
Gary: "Ethel, I'm only measuring the patient's blood pressure. Are you sure you're feeling all right?"
Ash: "Certainly; it's just that I don't feel like myself today."
#3 Ash: "Wow Gary! What are those?"
Gary: "They're..."
Ash: "Are they electromagnetically charged ion particles?"
Gary: "No, they're..."
Ash: "Or pure energy from the other side of the galaxy?"
Gary: "Actually..."
Ash: "Or how about physical manifestions of solar light?"
Gary: "YES! That's it! They're physical manifestions of...FIREFLIES!!! That's all they are!!"
Ash: "Oh. I'm bored."
#4 Hired goons: "'Scuse us, Miss Misty, but we caught these two punks tunneling under your perimeter fences. What you want us to do with them?"
Gary: "Come on, Misty, it's us!"
Misty: "What were you guys doing, anyway? Crusher, Low-Blow, I know these guys, they're..."
Ash: "We were just trying to sneak into your room so we could get a pair of your...[Gary elbows Ash in the ribs] Ouch!"
Goons: "Who are they, Miss?"
Misty: [eyeing the two boys] "They're obviously wandering miscreants, seeking to spread their havoc across the land. Dispose of them at once."
#5 Ash: "Okay, Misty, are you there?"
Misty: "Yeah Ash, I made it just fine."
Ash: "Remember that you're in the future; things have probably changed a bit."
Misty: "Yeah, so I've noticed."
Ash: "What do you mean?"
[Misty whispers into the Pokeball]
Ash: ".......Don't go
anywhere ! I'll be there as soon as I can!"
#6 And manga--when crossing oceans--doesn't stay unedited. It becomes victim to the prudish drone of censorship.
Whatarush! Oh, and thanks for entering the Olympics, Pokejedservo!
Opal Dante
) these pics will have Ash either with Gary or Misty. (And just for fun I'll have Misty mostly by herself in the 6th pic.) Anywho here are the pics...
